Slickdeals is community-supported.  We may get paid by brands for deals, including promoted items.
1,268 results found matching

Show results for
$ - $
Filters
Filters
Filters
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12921699 added 09-12-2008 1:56 PM by damnyou in The Lounge
One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12626455 added 08-21-2008 9:39 PM by ame2005 in The Lounge
:lmao:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12921535 added 09-12-2008 1:44 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city. They decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their ten-year-old son around, was to get him to report on neighborhood...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #28521084 added 03-24-2010 7:40 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God,...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #37782137 added 03-04-2011 12:28 PM by SDBuddy in The Lounge
That was f'ing brilliant. :nod:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #47688392 added 02-14-2012 8:30 AM by chevvy in The Lounge
:hide:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #47686896 added 02-14-2012 7:25 AM by chevvy in The Lounge
Who needs a GPS to get from the fridge to the stove? :dontknow:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #14836808 added 11-29-2008 9:44 AM by veritablequandary in The Lounge
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #15514039 added 12-19-2008 8:42 PM by carebearsluv in The Lounge
I remember my 5th grade teacher told us this joke..It went over my head at the time :lol:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12073310 added 07-12-2008 1:17 AM by Mobius One in The Lounge
Cough Syrup The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12184878 added 07-21-2008 10:40 AM by ParisaBleu in The Lounge
Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12200871 added 07-22-2008 12:00 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
A guy is in a line at the market when he notices that the hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #22347887 added 08-21-2009 2:04 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12529148 added 08-15-2008 6:37 AM by TigerStar in The Lounge
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green,...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #15844985 added 01-05-2009 6:35 AM by SnakePlisken in The Lounge
the 2010 mercedes models are already out n00b
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #11053410 added 04-22-2008 9:32 AM by JayVee7777 in The Lounge
You just might be a redneck if ... ~ you once started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind." ~ you have ever been fired from a construction job because of your...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #21513225 added 07-23-2009 7:59 PM by PHISH88 in The Lounge
hahah! I like that. Short, simple, and funny.
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #15798240 added 01-02-2009 7:02 PM by veritablequandary in The Lounge
:dontknow: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. :whistlin:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #24732612 added 11-17-2009 8:11 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #19503209 added 05-09-2009 12:34 AM by Clivefrog in The Lounge
poster of the year?
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #20164461 added 06-03-2009 11:02 PM by arilvdc in The Lounge
Knock Knock? -who's there? Cowgo -cowgo who? NO, cow go MOO!
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #10882167 added 04-08-2008 10:02 AM by fortune in The Lounge
bad boy
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #10881870 added 04-08-2008 9:44 AM by fortune in The Lounge
Mrs. Rabinowitz comes to visit her son David for 3 days in New York where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Sarah, a girl roommate. Mrs. Rabinowitz couldn't help but notice how...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #18046447 added 03-18-2009 10:21 AM by Leonidas in The Lounge
Member since Dec 2003, are you farking kidding me?
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #19838159 added 05-22-2009 12:08 AM by larrymoencurly in The Lounge
Is that how arch villains stay in good health.
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #14590245 added 11-21-2008 10:22 AM by homycraz2 in The Lounge
i like david....
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #14836565 added 11-29-2008 9:33 AM by veritablequandary in The Lounge
What Religion Is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #17691003 added 03-05-2009 12:31 PM by veritablequandary in The Lounge
Let them eat cake.
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #17975449 added 03-15-2009 8:36 PM by kumpooterjooser in The Lounge
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, ?Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.? She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer....
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12711321 added 08-28-2008 8:21 AM by rayzac in The Lounge
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #22854345 added 09-10-2009 2:04 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" ...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #25895138 added 12-19-2009 6:50 AM by HeyLookItsMe in The Lounge
:(:( uggg pops-ups loud annoying music and horrible scripting make a lame joke even worse...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #22422985 added 08-24-2009 11:02 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he noticed a guy at the same depth but without any scuba gear on. The diver decided to go down...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #21918795 added 08-06-2009 10:54 PM by Leonidas in The Lounge
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: Who?" Cabbie: "Frank...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #10882014 added 04-08-2008 9:53 AM by carebearsluv in The Lounge
:lol:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #10882024 added 04-08-2008 9:54 AM by Scampsters in The Lounge
It would be funny if it wasnt so close to the truth.
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #11213213 added 05-05-2008 6:15 AM by BGSkierNC in The Lounge
Ole! :laugh:
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12058482 added 07-11-2008 1:49 AM by Mobius One in The Lounge
Famous Last Word I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So,...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #12095371 added 07-14-2008 12:27 PM by Mobius One in The Lounge
TY :) I got some more :) Feeling Guilty A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end...
-16 Score 1,240 Replies 159,103 Views
Post #17336603 added 02-22-2009 8:53 AM by maxxdragon in The Lounge
Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bar tender say's no charge. Neutron leans over to a Proton and asks, who's that in the corner. Protons say Electron. Neutron asks if he is sure."I'm...
Page 1 of 32
1 2 3 4 5

More Results from Amazon.com See more at Amazon

More Results from Walmart.com See more at Walmart

More Results from Ebay.com

Didn't find what you were looking for?

We're displaying limited results because of the following settings:

  • Deals with Any Rating
  • Deals from Any Time
  • Deals from 26 forums
  • Deals filtered by and
  • Searching within Entire Threads

If you want to relax this search, click here to reset all search parameters. You can also adjust them by using the filtering options on the left.