Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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:lmao:
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city. They decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their ten-year-old son around, was to get him to report on neighborhood...
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God,...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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That was f'ing brilliant. :nod:
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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Who needs a GPS to get from the fridge to the stove? :dontknow:
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship...
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I remember my 5th grade teacher told us this joke..It went over my head at the time :lol:
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Cough Syrup
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came...
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Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo...
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A guy is in a line at the market when he notices that the hot blonde
behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to...
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The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and...
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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green,...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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the 2010 mercedes models are already out n00b
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You just might be a redneck if ...
~ you once started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind."
~ you have ever been fired from a construction job because of your...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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hahah! I like that. Short, simple, and funny.
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:dontknow: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. :whistlin:
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, attorney...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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poster of the year?
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Knock Knock?
-who's there?
Cowgo
-cowgo who?
NO, cow go MOO!
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bad boy
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Mrs. Rabinowitz comes to visit her son David for 3 days in New York
where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Sarah, a
girl roommate. Mrs. Rabinowitz couldn't help but notice how...
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Member since Dec 2003, are you farking kidding me?
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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Is that how arch villains stay in good health.
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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i like david....
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What Religion Is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of...
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Let them eat cake.
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, ?Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.?
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer....
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God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in...
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically
to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for
Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
...
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:(:(
uggg pops-ups loud annoying music and horrible scripting make a lame joke even worse...
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One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.
Looking around, he noticed a guy at the same
depth but without any scuba gear on.
The diver decided to go down...
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank...
Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!
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:lol:
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It would be funny if it wasnt so close to the truth.
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Ole! :laugh:
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Famous Last Word
I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So,...
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TY :)
I got some more :)
Feeling Guilty
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end...
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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bar tender say's no charge. Neutron leans over to a Proton and asks, who's that in the corner. Protons say Electron. Neutron asks if he is sure."I'm...
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