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hahahahahahha nice.
hmph.. apparently you and I are the only ones pooping around here..
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My girlfriend always stands there and talks to me while I'm reading my Maxim, PC Mag, Maximum PC, or Stuff Magazine. I can't figure out a way to tell her to leave me alone without hurting her...
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My old work had magazines, and that was cool. The new palce does not. So I bust out my nextel and read up on CNN.
:)
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Ya know, I didn't have to go until I started reading this thread, honestly. Dammit...brb. :OMG:
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Ditto tightwad... makes going to the restroom a nice way to waste a bit of the day.
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Everything come out ok? -sorry I love that line.. couldn't resist.
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hell no...I leave work and either go to my home or make a quick visit to my parents....glad I still have a key!
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I used to have a big problem with doing my business at work until I realized,
"Hey, why should i wait until I go home and use up my precious free time?"
If I go at work, not only do I work...
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Anyone ever stuffed a newspaper or magazine down your pants to take in there to read? I can't sit there with nothing to read. If I'm desperate, I'll read labels on cleaning bottles or play Wheel of...
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That is funny. My boyfriend is always talking about hating to poop at work. Normally he gets home and goes straight to the bathroom though. I think it is a guy thing. It takes you all like 30...
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Heh, this is one of the perks of working from home. That, and getting to work naked. There's nothing like talking to your boss on the phone when you're naked.
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HOW TO POOP AT WORK
> >
> > We've all been there but don't like to admit it.
> > We've all kicked back
> > in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing
> > down below. As much
> > as we...
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Everyone! I just took a deuce at work! Everything went very smoothly, no one interrupted.
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when i moved out of my college dorm 5 or so years ago i noticed that the supply closet door wasnt closed... I jumped in there and grabbed tons of toilet paper... mind you its not the best quality...
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too late...couldnt hold it...but everything went well...all better now
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Can any of you guess what I just did before returning to my desk just now? What a relief!
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doesnt it feel like you can take on the world???? :lol:
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Actually, it may not be someone hovering. When a long Lincoln Log gets stood upright and is sticking out above the seat, and the flushing spins it around and around, it can cause some major smearing.
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Could be, but it's only a racing stripe straight down. Either way, disgusting.
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I just read thru this whole thread again after couple months and man it almost made me LOL (literally). It has to be one of the funniest threads of all time in the lounge...we shouldn't let this...
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I was once on a week long program on an oyster boat. The only place you could dump was in a barrel in the back of the boat. Needless to say I only took one dump the whole week, and that was when we...
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i dont know what the problem is. I poop at work all the time. Sometimes 2 or 3 a day but I do work in a small office and everybody else is older than me so i don't really care. But u gotta do what...
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They forgot to mention the all-important MASKING FLUSH, when you time a flush to coincide with the inevitable fart that comes with making a #2. Not to be confused with the CAMO COUGH. :lmao:
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What is wrong with you people?
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yeah what up, you like the ole poop at work instructions huh...very nice.
yeah, i frequent the pool myself at the ole tarbajo.
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I say LET EM KNOW IT! Then, when they see you go in there, they'll run far, far away, and you can have the crapper all to yourself. :cool:
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hmm, I need to leave at 2:15 for a doc appt, so if I timed it right, I could do the duty and be out before anyone catches drift of it.
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Why am I not surprised that a thread about pooping has 9.2k views?
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thenewguy: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back...
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I think I have found the answer, guys.
http://www.hospeco.com/instit/TSC3.asp
The bottom pic looks like the flap is in the front, but I've emailed them to make sure. All this time I've been...
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with...
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:lol: you will run out of quotes eventually
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I didn't even fart until I was 30.
(Flash back, thenewguy hears a farting sound)
What the hell was that?
how to poop at work...
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do the one when he didnt pass the fourth grade
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Lois, I cant find my favorite pair of underwear.
Lois: Which one? The one where you ripped hole in it from when you got stuck in that airplane bathroom from when you got the trots?
No, I'm...
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I haven't heard from them yet about the correct way to use a seat cover. I bet that they took it as a joke and ignored it. Sorry I made you go improperly. I'll try some other company that makes...
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Have you heard from them yet??!! :bigeye:
I really need to know... soon...
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Well done Steaksauce! :worship:
Those pics crack me up. Notice in the first two where toilet paper or paper towels are used that the floor has muddy footprints on it, and then when you use the...
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actually, i think it's the other way, so the almost cut end hangs over the lip of the bowl, so there's no inadvertant contact between the bowl and mr. winky.
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I had one of those in my college dorm room one year.. I used to joke that it would just suck the poop right out of you. :lmao: (I never attempted it though)
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