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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

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06-12-2007 at 05:14 PM.
06-12-2007 at 05:14 PM.
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BczIdo
06-20-2007 at 08:11 AM.
06-20-2007 at 08:11 AM.
I don't get hit on, I'm a chic & gay guys LOVE me! (I admit, I'm a fashion snob...)

Well, I was in Chevron (Citrus county if anyone is wondering, right across from the publix).

I went in to buy a drink, walked to the counter- and this is NO LIE.... He said, how are you doing, I said FABULOUS, and how is your day today hon? (I'm pretty friendly, yes...) and the guy immediately broke out into song with a dance and everything...

Before as I walked up he was pretty deep into his lappy, I thought perhaps sd's... but, after he broke out into song and dance- I realized he was no ordinary sd'er- but, the gay-gas guy...

I wasn't certain if I should sing along with him, stare blankly or just ask what was wrong- I elected to grab coupons from the counter for b1g1f dairy queen for my kids outside... that distracted me long enough from the perplexing question to get my transaction complete & get out.

Sweet guy though- very happy to be there, which is a welcome change to usual gas stations with angry women behind the counter.. LMAO
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06-20-2007 at 08:37 AM.
06-20-2007 at 08:37 AM.
Quote from cpnqn :
I don't get hit on, I'm a chic & gay guys LOVE me! (I admit, I'm a fashion snob...)

Well, I was in Chevron (Citrus county if anyone is wondering, right across from the publix).

I went in to buy a drink, walked to the counter- and this is NO LIE.... He said, how are you doing, I said FABULOUS, and how is your day today hon? (I'm pretty friendly, yes...) and the guy immediately broke out into song with a dance and everything...

Before as I walked up he was pretty deep into his lappy, I thought perhaps sd's... but, after he broke out into song and dance- I realized he was no ordinary sd'er- but, the gay-gas guy...

I wasn't certain if I should sing along with him, stare blankly or just ask what was wrong- I elected to grab coupons from the counter for b1g1f dairy queen for my kids outside... that distracted me long enough from the perplexing question to get my transaction complete & get out.

Sweet guy though- very happy to be there, which is a welcome change to usual gas stations with angry women behind the counter.. LMAO
Gotta watch out for the song/dance type gay gas guys.
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06-20-2007 at 09:28 AM.
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06-20-2007 at 09:39 AM.
06-20-2007 at 09:39 AM.
It come be those Rainbow Stickers on the back of your car... Dontknow
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BczIdo
06-20-2007 at 11:13 AM.
06-20-2007 at 11:13 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Gotta watch out for the song/dance type gay gas guys.
harmless as can be, they don't wanna pump me- but now, hubby outside... He might need-a pumping...
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06-20-2007 at 12:21 PM.
06-20-2007 at 12:21 PM.
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It [could] be those Rainbow Stickers on the back of your car... Dontknow
Or the fact that they're on a Crossover. Wink laugh out loud
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PM's broken?
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Sometimes it pays to use a speedpass?
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Sometimes it pays to use a speedpass?

How do you decide what to bump?
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