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I hate my new desk job at the police station

41,164 2,080 August 4, 2017 at 06:24 AM
Some crazy person just showed up to file a police report. Apparently they bought a gold plated fidget spinner for around $20 on Amazon and never received the item, but the shipping company shows is as having been delivered. They complained about having to drive their liquorcycle to the station to file the report, even after I explained that they could have simply called to file the report. They might even have been able to file the report online, but I'm old and don't know about all this newfangled internet gobbledygook.

Anyway, I told the guy I wouldn't provide him with a pen to complete the form because of his attitude. He simply said "I'll be back" with a thick Austrian accent. We'll see if he returns. I already hate this job so much that I'm looking forward to being terminated, just for the severance pay.
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dayv
08-04-2017 at 06:45 AM.
08-04-2017 at 06:45 AM.
on a positive note, at least you are delusional and that never happened.
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08-04-2017 at 06:59 AM.
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Fallacy
08-04-2017 at 07:00 AM.
08-04-2017 at 07:00 AM.
I see what you did.
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emelvee
08-04-2017 at 07:01 AM.
08-04-2017 at 07:01 AM.
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I go it.....

https://slickdeals.net/f/10429988-amazon-requiring-my-to-file-a-police-report-for-a-parcel-i-never-received?v=1
That's probably the fidget spinner guy!
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DC
08-04-2017 at 07:57 AM.
08-04-2017 at 07:57 AM.
Quote from dayv :
on a positive note, at least you are delusional and that never happened.
Well yeah...he actually did give the guy a pen to fill out the form. laugh out loud
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emelvee
08-04-2017 at 08:12 AM.
08-04-2017 at 08:12 AM.
Quote from DC :
Well yeah...he actually did give the guy a pen to fill out the form.
busted...I felt sorry for the guy not having a pen.
Still, I did refer him to penisland for a new supply.
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genghiskhan
08-04-2017 at 08:22 AM.
08-04-2017 at 08:22 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
Some crazy person just showed up to file a police report. Apparently they bought a gold plated fidget spinner for around $20 on Amazon and never received the item, but the shipping company shows is as having been delivered. They complained about having to drive their liquorcycle to the station to file the report, even after I explained that they could have simply called to file the report. They might even have been able to file the report online, but I'm old and don't know about all this newfangled internet gobbledygook.

Anyway, I told the guy I wouldn't provide him with a pen to complete the form because of his attitude. He simply said "I'll be back" with a thick Austrian accent. We'll see if he returns. I already hate this job so much that I'm looking forward to being terminated, just for the severance pay.

I am sure I made a thread like this when I was promoted. LMAO
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DC
08-04-2017 at 08:47 AM.
08-04-2017 at 08:47 AM.
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busted...I felt sorry for the guy not having a pen.
Still, I did refer him to penisland for a new supply.
Isn't that island where Razac takes his vacations?? laugh out loud
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emelvee
08-04-2017 at 09:00 AM.
08-04-2017 at 09:00 AM.
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Isn't that island where Razac takes his vacations??
I figured he owned it Dontknow
At least I heard he was trying to mount a leveraged buyout.​
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08-04-2017 at 09:32 AM.
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08-04-2017 at 10:14 AM.
08-04-2017 at 10:14 AM.
emelvee acting as awesome as ever.
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Cherrim
08-08-2017 at 01:13 AM.
08-08-2017 at 01:13 AM.
grape a gun to the beat zone then
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08-08-2017 at 09:36 AM.
08-08-2017 at 09:36 AM.
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grape a gun to the beat zone then
Fo dreezy up on the wizzle dim dang.
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08-08-2017 at 11:53 AM.
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Fo dreezy up on the wizzle dim dang.
Sha-da-tay, my brudder.
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