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Have the fake Christmas tree designers ever seen a real tree?

2,019 457 December 31, 2017 at 04:07 PM in Chat (3)
It seems to me that the fake Christmas tree designers have never seen a real tree.
My 20 year old tree still looks darn nice, but I was tempted by some of the after x-mas sales.

But seriously, they are all really ugly!

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idkist
01-03-2018 at 07:46 AM.
01-03-2018 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from Novakingwai :
"Christ"mas?
Scratchchin
Hmm.... I'm not seeing the connection Smilie
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01-03-2018 at 07:53 AM.
01-03-2018 at 07:53 AM.
Quote from idkist :
Scratchchin
Hmm.... I'm not seeing the connection Smilie
Yeah me either....those pair of the double tick marks " " are completely throwing me off.
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01-03-2018 at 10:10 AM.
01-03-2018 at 10:10 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Turn the other cheek.


never bend down when a Greek is around.
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Novakingwai
01-03-2018 at 10:34 AM.
01-03-2018 at 10:34 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Turn the other cheek.
God destroyed a city because of the sinners. I have no qualms about my right to defend myself if I have to.
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Frogstar
01-03-2018 at 10:41 AM.
01-03-2018 at 10:41 AM.
Quote from Novakingwai :
God destroyed a city because of the sinners. I have no qualms about my right to defend myself if I have to.
I still don't know if you're a real account, or just a dedicated troll, or maybe a student working on an example of Poe's Law for their thesis...
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Novakingwai
01-03-2018 at 10:42 AM.
01-03-2018 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
I still don't know if you're a real account, or just a dedicated troll, or maybe a student working on an example of Poe's Law for their thesis...

Would you believe whatever I told you?
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Frogstar
01-03-2018 at 10:45 AM.
01-03-2018 at 10:45 AM.
Doesn't seem likely.
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cr8ter
01-03-2018 at 02:09 PM.
01-03-2018 at 02:09 PM.
Quote from Novakingwai :
God destroyed a city because of the sinners. I have no qualms about my right to defend myself if I have to.


so you would shoot at god?
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Fallacy
01-03-2018 at 02:13 PM.
01-03-2018 at 02:13 PM.
Quote from cr8ter :
so you would shoot at god?
How can he shoot at a mythical creature? Confused
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01-03-2018 at 02:45 PM.
01-03-2018 at 02:45 PM.
Quote from Fallacy :
How can he shoot at a mythical creature? Confused

mythical creature, kind of like your "girlfriend".
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chevvy
01-04-2018 at 07:36 AM.
01-04-2018 at 07:36 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Turn the other cheek.

That was actually meant to be an insult to the Romans to show them that the Jewish people were stronger than the Romans even in captivity, but they exercised discipline in not revolting.
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01-04-2018 at 07:48 AM.
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That was actually meant to be an insult to the Romans to show them that the Jewish people were stronger than the Romans even in captivity, but they exercised discipline in not revolting.
So you're saying it's no longer applicable, and eye for an eye should be the law of the land? Scratchchin
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01-04-2018 at 07:53 AM.
01-04-2018 at 07:53 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
So you're saying it's no longer applicable, and eye for an eye should be the law of the land? Scratchchin
If I recall correctly, the eye for an eye law came from the Pentateuch which was how the Jewish people were suppose to conduct themselves with each other. The turn the other cheek thing came from the New Testament in which Christ said he has not come to change the law but to add to it. So it would be apples and oranges, but I'd rather just have some wine. Screw it. I'm pouring whiskey. It's almost noon here.
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01-04-2018 at 10:29 AM.
01-04-2018 at 10:29 AM.
Quote from chevvy :
If I recall correctly, the eye for an eye law came from the Pentateuch which was how the Jewish people were suppose to conduct themselves with each other. The turn the other cheek thing came from the New Testament in which Christ said he has not come to change the law but to add to it. So it would be apples and oranges, but I'd rather just have some wine. Screw it. I'm pouring whiskey. It's almost noon here.
So we can stone any Christian eating bacon, got it. Since Christ didn't change the law, pig flesh is still outlawed, and stoning an acceptable method of punishment. Thanks.
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01-04-2018 at 10:41 AM.
01-04-2018 at 10:41 AM.
Quote from 808Lurker :
So we can stone any Christian eating bacon, got it. Since Christ didn't change the law, pig flesh is still outlawed, and stoning an acceptable method of punishment. Thanks.
You clearly know your stuff. I'm honored to be in your presence.
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