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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech

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DNC
01-06-2009 at 07:30 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:30 AM.
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Hug2 nyquil?
Another ambien.
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 07:33 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:33 AM.
I heart nyquil.

Kara I have the best story to tell you. About a guy I used to date.
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01-06-2009 at 07:34 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:34 AM.
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I heart nyquil.

Kara I have the best story to tell you. About a guy I used to date.
Popcorn
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brbubba
01-06-2009 at 07:35 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:35 AM.
Quote from wiles :
I heart nyquil.

Kara I have the best story to tell you. About a guy I used to date.
You can tell us all!!

For some reason I just had a mental image of you taking a bath in almond milk...
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01-06-2009 at 07:36 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:36 AM.
ha ha Bubba and DNC you will love this one. This guy was Insane
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karab
01-06-2009 at 07:37 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:37 AM.
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i need food.
I hope you didn't skip breakfast again today
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01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
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I hope you didn't skip breakfast again today
I skip breakfast all the time. Lunch too.
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luckykitti
01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
error on limited.com

takes 40 dollars instead of 40 percent off total OMG spent 30$ on like 150 worth of stuff
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01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:38 AM.
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Another ambien.
isn't that the stuff that makes you 'sleep eat', 'sleep drive', 'sleep sex', 'sleep clean'?
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01-06-2009 at 07:39 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:39 AM.
He was actually friends with my mom, and would visit her store often. She's since closed the store that is why I never talk about it Bubba. I would work there sometimes for her on the weekends for spending $ and to socialize, etc.
So this VERY hot young guy who is mom's friend would come in pretty often and we'd say hi etc. One day he was in and he said he'd be back later, and my friend Missi said ohhhh you should go for D. He's hot. I'm like he's like 22 or 23. I was like 8 yrs older. I've done worse Evillaugh He was the muscly type, GREAT arms, bald head lol dangerous looking. Kitti would love him. So I was like OK I'll see what I can do. We invited him for post work drinks, and went...
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01-06-2009 at 07:39 AM.
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Quote from luckykitti :
error on limited.com

takes 40 dollars instead of 40 percent off total OMG spent 30$ on like 150 worth of stuff
I don't qualify because I don't have a vagina.

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isn't that the stuff that makes you 'sleep eat', 'sleep drive', 'sleep sex', 'sleep clean'?
Yes..
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01-06-2009 at 07:39 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:39 AM.
i made 3 accounts Blush i wonder if they will make it or get cancelled
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01-06-2009 at 07:46 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from wiles :
He was actually friends with my mom, and would visit her store often. She's since closed the store that is why I never talk about it Bubba. I would work there sometimes for her on the weekends for spending $ and to socialize, etc.
So this VERY hot young guy who is mom's friend would come in pretty often and we'd say hi etc. One day he was in and he said he'd be back later, and my friend Missi said ohhhh you should go for D. He's hot. I'm like he's like 22 or 23. I was like 8 yrs older. I've done worse Evillaugh He was the muscly type, GREAT arms, bald head lol dangerous looking. Kitti would love him. So I was like OK I'll see what I can do. We invited him for post work drinks, and went...
Is there a part two? The ambien is starting to kick in.
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01-06-2009 at 07:47 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:47 AM.
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I don't qualify because I don't have a vagina.


Yes..
I do. Gonna check it out.

So we go for drinks and Melissa takes off, and I invite D to my house. We make out (no sexxx) and it's nice. We go out on some dates, he's all nicey nicey and like, omg wait til your mom hears we are together (Im thinking um 4 dates, no sex yet, how are we together? WTF this is not exclusive Crazy). So then we go to his house and watch a movie and we are getting hot and heavy and all he wants to do is perform stuff on me. Idk how to say it any other way. I was like hey your turn and he was like no I just want to satisfy you. Our next couple dates were the SAME thing. At that point I didn't know whether to High Five or Confused or what. Here's this hot young thing that only wants to spend all this time pleasuring me. I almost felt guilty.
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01-06-2009 at 07:51 AM.
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Sorry DNC I can only type so fast and my freaking phone will not stop ringing Ranting

So then he starts telling me how much he likes me and the last girl he liked so much he met at Draculas Ball. I was like huh whats that? Evidentally its some alternative lifestyle party in Philly. He met her and she was dominant and he's a sub (I was like huh wtf is that) and somehow it didnt work out with them. Now I'm getting weirded out, a little fun bondage is one thing but when you get into safe words and weapons, not my scene. So then he shows me this magazine he got with all these pretty women walking around town and I looked and I was like wtf is this he goes dont' you see they are really guys! I was like you spent $ on this? And you are into S+M? That was our last date.

Saint! What up! Smoke glad your team prevailed High Five
DS how are you holding up honey Hug2
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