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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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Smiley Dictionary

Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

Quote from wiles :
Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech

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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 07:51 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:51 AM.
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Is there a part two? The ambien is starting to kick in.
letters attacking you?
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brbubba
01-06-2009 at 07:51 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:51 AM.
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I do. Gonna check it out.

So we go for drinks and Melissa takes off, and I invite D to my house. We make out (no sexxx) and it's nice. We go out on some dates, he's all nicey nicey and like, omg wait til your mom hears we are together (Im thinking um 4 dates, no sex yet, how are we together? WTF this is not exclusive Crazy). So then we go to his house and watch a movie and we are getting hot and heavy and all he wants to do is perform stuff on me. Idk how to say it any other way. I was like hey your turn and he was like no I just want to satisfy you. Our next couple dates were the SAME thing. At that point I didn't know whether to High Five or Confused or what. Here's this hot young thing that only wants to spend all this time pleasuring me. I almost felt guilty.
Wow, a sex slave and you feel guilty? Although I guess after a while it would get old.
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luckykitti
01-06-2009 at 07:53 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:53 AM.
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Wow, a sex slave and you feel guilty? Although I guess after a while it would get old.
send him this way wiles!
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DNC
01-06-2009 at 07:53 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:53 AM.
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letters attacking you?
Damn balloons.
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 07:55 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:55 AM.
Quote from brbubba :
Wow, a sex slave and you feel guilty? Although I guess after a while it would get old.
yeah but sex is about sharing, too. I'm not a selfish lover. I can give as good as I can get-- usually better Evillaugh

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send him this way wiles!
kitteh he was so freakin hot you cant believe it. All my friends were like wow you are getting that High Five yeah but I wasnt getting it only like him being a slave, it was weird laugh out loud

Limiteds site keeps crashing Mad
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 07:56 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:56 AM.
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Sorry DNC I can only type so fast and my freaking phone will not stop ringing Ranting

So then he starts telling me how much he likes me and the last girl he liked so much he met at Draculas Ball. I was like huh whats that? Evidentally its some alternative lifestyle party in Philly. He met her and she was dominant and he's a sub (I was like huh wtf is that) and somehow it didnt work out with them. Now I'm getting weirded out, a little fun bondage is one thing but when you get into safe words and weapons, not my scene. So then he shows me this magazine he got with all these pretty women walking around town and I looked and I was like wtf is this he goes dont' you see they are really guys! I was like you spent $ on this? And you are into S+M? That was our last date.

Saint! What up! Smoke glad your team prevailed High Five
DS how are you holding up honey Hug2
whoa. didn't see that ending coming
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 07:57 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:57 AM.
yeah the guy was like a total freak. a hot freak but a freak nod
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01-06-2009 at 07:57 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:57 AM.
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Damn balloons.


this is not a balloon.
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 07:58 AM.
01-06-2009 at 07:58 AM.
I'm gonna go watch my theme song video
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Thrifteh
01-06-2009 at 08:03 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:03 AM.
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error on limited.com

takes 40 dollars instead of 40 percent off total OMG spent 30$ on like 150 worth of stuff

Thanks Kitteh, site is getting hammered though. Trying to get through to see what they have.

I thought roasted garlic triscuits were a great idea for breakfast. Ummmmm, then moved on to the cheese & peanut butter crackers. Sick This baby is making me want to eat weird crap.
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 08:05 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:05 AM.
Thrifty I wonder if your baby will want to eat weird crap when it is born OMG

Did you see my theme song [youtube.com]?
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luckykitti
01-06-2009 at 08:06 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:06 AM.
wiles food is fat are you doing good today what have u eaten?
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saint.
01-06-2009 at 08:08 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:08 AM.
Smoke
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Thrifteh
01-06-2009 at 08:09 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:09 AM.
The limited site is crashing because this is how many people are reading the SD thread. Imagine all the other deal sites out there and you do the math.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1218 (339 members and 879 guests)

Farking guests! I think registration should be required for viewing SD. Just my 2
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 08:09 AM.
01-06-2009 at 08:09 AM.
I had some smoothie. You?

OMG I AM PISSED. WILEY BELONGSHERE [aim.com] WTF
Ranting Argue Ranting

Quote from Thrifty-n-SoCal :
The limited site is crashing because this is how many people are reading the SD thread. Imagine all the other deal sites out there and you do the math.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1218 (339 members and 879 guests)

Farking guests! I think registration should be required for viewing SD. Just my 2
I agree
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