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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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is what boys do to girls

is humping

is group humping or some sort of orgy

is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

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hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech

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karab

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01-06-2009 at 08:49 AM.

I would like to announce that I do not have tanning bed bulb stripes on my ass

and my skin is a lot less red today.....just some minor itchy on my back and chest...I know you all were very worried

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go back and read my 3 part story I typed all morning for you and you werent here

ps the guy involved was not circumsized

will do.....one sec

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vviles

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vviles

01-06-2009 at 08:51 AM.

the aloe I rubbed worked?

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and two guests who should be reading the limited deals

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01-06-2009 at 08:54 AM.

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doin' what i wanna do

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luckykitti

01-06-2009 at 08:56 AM.

i got this dress [thelimited.com] 2 sizes smaller than i am for free what a great motivator

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01-06-2009 at 08:57 AM.

that dress will look way hawt kitti dont puke on it mmmkkkthx

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01-06-2009 at 08:58 AM.

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He was actually friends with my mom, and would visit her store often. She's since closed the store that is why I never talk about it Bubba. I would work there sometimes for her on the weekends for spending $ and to socialize, etc.
So this VERY hot young guy who is mom's friend would come in pretty often and we'd say hi etc. One day he was in and he said he'd be back later, and my friend Missi said ohhhh you should go for D. He's hot. I'm like he's like 22 or 23. I was like 8 yrs older. I've done worse

He was the muscly type, GREAT arms, bald head lol dangerous looking. Kitti would love him. So I was like OK I'll see what I can do. We invited him for post work drinks, and went...

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So we go for drinks and Melissa takes off, and I invite D to my house. We make out (no sexxx) and it's nice. We go out on some dates, he's all nicey nicey and like, omg wait til your mom hears we are together (Im thinking um 4 dates, no sex yet, how are we together? WTF this is not exclusive

). So then we go to his house and watch a movie and we are getting hot and heavy and all he wants to do is perform stuff on me. Idk how to say it any other way. I was like hey your turn and he was like no I just want to satisfy you. Our next couple dates were the SAME thing. At that point I didn't know whether to

or what. Here's this hot young thing that only wants to spend all this time pleasuring me. I almost felt guilty.

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So then he starts telling me how much he likes me and the last girl he liked so much he met at Draculas Ball. I was like huh whats that? Evidentally its some alternative lifestyle party in Philly. He met her and she was dominant and he's a sub (I was like huh wtf is that) and somehow it didnt work out with them. Now I'm getting weirded out, a little fun bondage is one thing but when you get into safe words and weapons, not my scene. So then he shows me this magazine he got with all these pretty women walking around town and I looked and I was like wtf is this he goes dont' you see they are really guys! I was like you spent $ on this? And you are into S+M? That was our last date.

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