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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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Yawn is what girls do to boys

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Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
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01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
Quote from wiles :
paula sez "hey yall, lets take this stuck of butter and rub it over this cheap fatty cut of meat (licks the butter off her fingers and swallows the remainder whole)and then roll it in lard, yall, and then put it in some white flour yall and then yall dip it in some juicy buttermilk yall (then she drinks out of the buttermilk bowl) then yall dip it in some more white flour yall (puts flour in her hair to make it whiter) and then fry it for 10 minutes in this cast iron pot full of my special oil (bacon grease lard and mazola corn oil). Yall then you add some collard greens and bacon yall and its a true southern feast. yall. Then let the oil sit and you can use it as a skin moisturizer too yall and a hair conditioner. Yall I sell it on home shopping network too yall with my picture on the label yall buy some."
LMAO so true
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01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
Quote from wiles :
paula sez "hey yall, lets take this stuck of butter and rub it over this cheap fatty cut of meat (licks the butter off her fingers and swallows the remainder whole)and then roll it in lard, yall, and then put it in some white flour yall and then yall dip it in some juicy buttermilk yall (then she drinks out of the buttermilk bowl) then yall dip it in some more white flour yall (puts flour in her hair to make it whiter) and then fry it for 10 minutes in this cast iron pot full of my special oil (bacon grease lard and mazola corn oil). Yall then you add some collard greens and bacon yall and its a true southern feast. yall. Then let the oil sit and you can use it as a skin moisturizer too yall and a hair conditioner. Yall I sell it on home shopping network too yall with my picture on the label yall buy some."
drool that sounds like something I would say laugh out loud
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Nice talk, sugarmouth...
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Dizzy Devil
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
Quote from wiles :
hmm, i wonder what DD was doing out back behind the dumpster Evillaugh
Sly Just working on getting back stage...
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:40 AM.
whats a corn bag kitteh
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01-06-2009 at 11:41 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:41 AM.
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i said i was freezing so he brought a heater, plugged it in, put it on, then got a corn bag and heated that up, and put it around my neck


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aww. sweet.
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01-06-2009 at 11:41 AM.
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Quote from wiles :
paula sez "hey yall, lets take this stuck of butter and rub it over this cheap fatty cut of meat (licks the butter off her fingers and swallows the remainder whole)and then roll it in lard, yall, and then put it in some white flour yall and then yall dip it in some juicy buttermilk yall (then she drinks out of the buttermilk bowl) then yall dip it in some more white flour yall (puts flour in her hair to make it whiter) and then fry it for 10 minutes in this cast iron pot full of my special oil (bacon grease lard and mazola corn oil). Yall then you add some collard greens and bacon yall and its a true southern feast. yall. Then let the oil sit and you can use it as a skin moisturizer too yall and a hair conditioner. Yall I sell it on home shopping network too yall with my picture on the label yall buy some."
drool
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01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
Quote from karab :
drool that sounds like something I would say laugh out loud
do you say Yall miss Southern Gal?
I am a Yankee lol
it is starting to snow
farkers
i was supposed to go out

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Sly Just working it to get back stage...
FTFU High Five
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01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
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whats a corn bag kitteh
A bag of corn.
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mattman688
01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
mmm...tasty lunch... fettecini alfredo with some habenero sauce in it....and drinking a guinness drool
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karab
01-06-2009 at 11:42 AM.
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whats a corn bag kitteh
corn bags [diamondthreadworks.com] are awesome wiles
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01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
Quote from wiles :
do you say Yall miss Southern Gal?
I am a Yankee lol
it is starting to snow
farkers
i was supposed to go out


FTFU High Five
60 and sunny here Smilie
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Clivefrog
01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
porn bag > corn bag
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Dizzy Devil
01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:43 AM.
laugh out loud Oh, and earlier you guys were talking about songs that remind you of loungers - I just got a text that told me that these 2 songs reminded a certain cop I work with of me... Evillaugh

AC/DC [youtube.com]
Motley Crue [youtube.com]
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mmm...tasty lunch... fettecini alfredo with some habenero sauce in it....and drinking a guinness drool
nice! High Five
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mmm...tasty lunch... fettecini alfredo with some habenero sauce in it....and drinking a guinness drool
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