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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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Smiley Dictionary

Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

Quote from wiles :
Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech

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karab
01-06-2009 at 11:44 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:44 AM.
Quote from wiles :
do you say Yall miss Southern Gal?
I am a Yankee lol
it is starting to snow
farkers
i was supposed to go out


FTFU High Five
nod I say ya'll all the time...not sure what I would replace it with
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 11:44 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:44 AM.
I've only had collard greens in green smoothies never fried in bacon like paula does.

Um she had a chicken fried steak throwdown with Bobby Flay the other day. Hes got a bad attitude but hes still kind of hot. I like chefs. Had a thing with one the exec chef of the fanciest restaurant here, it didn't work out. He didn't have the right, um, equipment to do the job, sad to say......
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karab
01-06-2009 at 11:45 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:45 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
porn bag > corn bag
froggy, did you see my quote in wiles' siggy woot
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Clivefrog
01-06-2009 at 11:45 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:45 AM.
not having lunch yet.. but i brought a turkey sandwich, strawberries, and tangerines!

Quote from karab :
froggy, did you see my quote in wiles' siggy woot
laugh out loud i just did.. so clivefrog is a safe word for what?
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karab
01-06-2009 at 11:46 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from wiles :
I've only had collard greens in green smoothies never fried in bacon like paula does.

Um she had a chicken fried steak throwdown with Bobby Flay the other day. Hes got a bad attitude but hes still kind of hot. I like chefs. Had a thing with one the exec chef of the fanciest restaurant here, it didn't work out. He didn't have the right, um, equipment to do the job, sad to say......
I had a chicken fried steak biscuit for breakfast this morning....best thing evah yummy
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
porn bag > corn bag
i was watching coupling last night. one was explaining how good friends these two guys are. we're porn buddies.

girl: Huh
guy: if one of us dies, the other goes to the others house and takes out all the porn before their parents come over
girl: why go through all that trouble to destroy some porn mags?
guy: who said anything about destroy? its one of the perks of the best friend. sure your best friend just died, but at least your collection grows.
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Dizzy Devil
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
not having lunch yet.. but i brought a turkey sandwich, strawberries, and tangerines!



laugh out loud i just did.. so clivefrog is a safe word for what?
Do you not know the purpose of a safe word?
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01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from karab :
corn bags [diamondthreadworks.com] are awesome wiles
nice. I had one with herbs on my neck on my last pedicure and it was awesome but they were like $50 I was like not this week!'
Quote from arjunsr :
60 and sunny here Smilie
Crying2
Need another roomie hon? Frog has no room for me and we dont want to be a 2 Vitamix family Nono2
Quote from Clivefrog :
porn bag > corn bag
High Five Frog has a porn fetish!

Quote from Dizzy Devil :
laugh out loud Oh, and earlier you guys were talking about songs that remind you of loungers - I just got a text that told me that these 2 songs reminded a certain cop I work with of me... Evillaugh

AC/DC [youtube.com]
Motley Crue [youtube.com]
And she does go down nod

Quote from karab :
nod I say ya'll all the time...not sure what I would replace it with
Um, with nothing? it's like a spacer kind of, right? or just with you?
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karab
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
not having lunch yet.. but i brought a turkey sandwich, strawberries, and tangerines!



laugh out loud i just did.. so clivefrog is a safe word for what?
I've never had to use a safe word...but I scare the hell out of dh sometimes and I think it's funny when he yells your SN LMAO
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from karab :
I had a chicken fried steak biscuit for breakfast this morning....best thing evah yummy
drool

Quote from karab :
I've never had to use a safe word...but I scare the hell out of dh sometimes and I think it's funny when he yells your SN LMAO
LMAO

Quote from wiles :
nice. I had one with herbs on my neck on my last pedicure and it was awesome but they were like $50 I was like not this week!'

Crying2
Need another roomie hon? Frog has no room for me and we dont want to be a 2 Vitamix family Nono2

High Five Frog has a porn fetish!


And she does go down nod


Um, with nothing? it's like a spacer kind of, right? or just with you?
sure Whee

i'll even take the dogs out to the beach for their walks. Whee
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Clivefrog
01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
2 vitamix family Roll

oh so safe word if he's choking during sex or something?

hmm
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01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from karab :
I had a chicken fried steak biscuit for breakfast this morning....best thing evah yummy
did you make it? howd you do it?

Quote from arjunsr :
i was watching coupling last night. one was explaining how good friends these two guys are. we're porn buddies.

girl: Huh
guy: if one of us dies, the other goes to the others house and takes out all the porn before their parents come over
girl: why go through all that trouble to destroy some porn mags?
guy: who said anything about destroy? its one of the perks of the best friend. sure your best friend just died, but at least your collection grows.
OMG my aunt Shelly is my porn buddy. She is the executor of my porn stash and knows what to do and where to go in the case of my untimely demise. Mom will have enough heartache and she doesnt need to find movies and toys and mountains of durex in the porn chest Nono2
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
Quote from arjunsr :
drool


LMAO


sure Whee

i'll even take the dogs out to the beach for their walks. Whee
High Five Dont forget the baggie when Wiles makes good girl. We don't litter Nono2 and Dally likes to swim you can put his life vest on him mmmkkthx

Quote from Clivefrog :
2 vitamix family Roll

oh so safe word if he's choking during sex or something?

hmm
LOL if hes choking I am cracking up
Hey the gag ball is choking me CLIVEFROG DAMMIT CLIVEFROG THAT IS MY SAFE WORD ACCCLKKK
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Thrifteh
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
Quote from mattman688 :
costco vodka is grey goose
Howya doing Matty? hug

Quote from Dizzy Devil :
Yahoo! I just bought my tickets to go see Disturbed with hot young mormon cop and his bandmates :lol : : whee:
DH & DD would be down with the sickness. Rock

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Evillaugh Well I'm sure since we do extra security at the venue I could get in free too. laugh out loud I don't want to abuse my privileges - like they let me re-enter when nobody else can and I brought in a flask the last time I went to a show.
I want a flask right now.

Quote from wiles :
paula sez "hey yall, lets take this stuck of butter and rub it over this cheap fatty cut of meat (licks the butter off her fingers and swallows the remainder whole)and then roll it in lard, yall, and then put it in some white flour yall and then yall dip it in some juicy buttermilk yall (then she drinks out of the buttermilk bowl) then yall dip it in some more white flour yall (puts flour in her hair to make it whiter) and then fry it for 10 minutes in this cast iron pot full of my special oil (bacon grease lard and mazola corn oil). Yall then you add some collard greens and bacon yall and its a true southern feast. yall. Then let the oil sit and you can use it as a skin moisturizer too yall and a hair conditioner. Yall I sell it on home shopping network too yall with my picture on the label yall buy some."


laugh out loud Oh laugh out loud My laugh out loud Farking laugh out loud Word laugh out loud

That was the funniest thing I have ever read on this thread.

Best. Post. Evah!
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Clivefrog
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
01-06-2009 at 11:52 AM.
i left the home computer on while i'm at work so it can finish downloading some torrents
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