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RETIRED: Wiles Hot Mess Thread-High Five Texas!, Beer, Babyberry(!), and Be Nice to Frog Year Day 6- He hit 11k Posts- and has almost as many reps as Nick Saban.

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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

Quote from wiles :
Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

How'd I do Matt?
hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech

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01-06-2009 at 01:20 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:20 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
sri lanka has no drinking age Dontknow
And no indoor plumbing.
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 01:23 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:23 PM.
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And no indoor plumbing.
sure it does. more so than bermuda.. they have water delivery there. sri lanka has pipes
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Thrifteh
01-06-2009 at 01:24 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:24 PM.
Quote from wiles :
They'll take taht. Better than sliding on the ice : mad:

Froggy you missed my exciting story of dating the hot S+M guy

hmmm guys would you rather have sex with Paula Deen or Glen Close?

Girls, Emeril Lagasse or that old guy Andy Sipowitz from NYPD blue?
Must answer
Glen Close...I refuse to answer the girls one. All I can hear is "bam, bam, bam." I would be using my safeword 100x's a second! Cold

Quote from karab :
No 25...I'm old Down
Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa. You. Are. Not. Old. I am 37 and having Arj's heart children (triplets ya know)

Quote from arjunsr :
i've moved from food network shows to a loony tunes movie. there's one were there's a stork drunk off his ass and mixes up the baby delivery. that's got to be the stork that got baby arj
I am so glad Matty is not a doc in the Kaiser network. If it were true that cartoon would have a real chance of becoming reality in 8 mos.

Quote from briang :
There were some really kick ass Japanese girls in my dorm in college. One night my girlfriend and I invited them to a party in my room. We had beer and they all showed up with Johnny Walker, Jose, Stoli, Tangueray etc. Best. Party. Evah! Nono Mirrer Right for them.

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when i joined aa, i was already spending $70k a year on beer, so I decided to brew my own Whee
FTFY

Quote from Clivefrog :
i think the altoids canister has dust gathering on it now Sadwalk
Biggest SD FAIL of 2008!

Quote from wiles :
he lives w grammy and plays WOW yeah winner
start picking out rings
of bubblegum

Frog should tell gf it's BNTFY
Ring pops FTL!

Quote from luckykitti :
wiles missed the other good stuff

she is too fixated on the fact he BOUGHT HIS GRANDMAS HOUSE FROM HER BECAUSE SHE COULDNT AFFORD THE PAYMENTS

nice guy I thought
=providor??

+ brand new car

im making a WoW poll since half ppl who post on here i think r nerds
Don't. Do. It. Kitteh.

That is the ultimate in settling.

Quote from thejas :
My kids have been raised on grits and eggs for breakfast, its a good baby food! Love love love fried okra, and cant get boiled peanuts anywhere. Utah is good for nothin...food wise.

Wiles and kitti... I would be more concerned about the WoW account than the "grandmas" boy. Good luck in pulling him away from that! 70k isnt so much these days, to get ignored, you have twice the possibilities on that one. On the other hand, you should have learned enough in this thread over time to pull his head away from those games and blow his mind! Smilie

And Froggy.... Please take care of the altoid situation, its driving me nuts!
Jas has a unique talent in being cordial when she says STFU & pull your head out of your ass. (not necessarily to you Kitteh...mostly to Bubba)

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i still want to make bacon ice cream one of these days.
Sick Baby Arj does not like that idea!
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Clivefrog
01-06-2009 at 01:25 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:25 PM.
MQM! multi quote madness!
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01-06-2009 at 01:27 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:27 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
sure it does. more so than bermuda.. they have water delivery there. sri lanka has pipes
You take all the fun out of making fun of you Frown
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01-06-2009 at 01:30 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:30 PM.
Quote from luckykitti :
new siggy?


High Five wiles


wiles theme [youtube.com] Whee
My song!!! Whee

Quote from thejas :
You would be a very easy guy to cook for, except fried chicken.... I cant do that one vomit

We hosted a bunch of Slovakian folk dancers once for almost 2 wks. 10+ 18-20 yr olds, lots of stories to tell there! Anyway, half of them would take pieces of RAW bacon, wrap it around a clove of raw garlic and pop it in their mouths. Ugh! vomit The other half, told me that was only for vampires..... I said okkkkkkkkkkkkk.....? haha! Apparently the legal drinking age there is 14. They drank my ex under the table and had him crawling in less than an hour, professional drinkers!
Wow just wow


My heroes are now freaking eastern european teenage folkdancers (except for the raw bacon)
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 01:31 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:31 PM.
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You take all the fun out of making fun of you Frown
Sadwalk
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thejas
01-06-2009 at 01:34 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:34 PM.
Quote from brbubba :
I think it's called a conscience, you must be developing one. Way to go Kitti!
Mad Bubba, that was not very nice at all. For all you keep trying to show us you are a good guy, you sure open mouth and insert foot sometimes! You should tell her you are sorry Mad

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Jas has a unique talent in being cordial when she says STFU & pull your head out of your ass. (not necessarily to you Kitteh...mostly to Bubba)
Im going to take that as a compliment, too bad he isnt closer so I could whoop on him a bit when needed....sighhhhh.... everytime Im thinking he just might be on the gentleman end there he goes! shake head

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Wow just wow
My heroes are now freaking eastern european teenage folkdancers (except for the raw bacon)
They had it down to a science, would sit around in a circle with bottles to pass around. Had to have munchies to absorb some of it. Then they sat and laughed at the silly american man crawling down the hall to bed laugh out loud
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vviles
01-06-2009 at 01:35 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:35 PM.
I think Jas wants to Whip Bubba

Cancelled my evening plans due to snow

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Grouphug Evillaugh
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luckykitti
01-06-2009 at 01:35 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:35 PM.
I wish jas lived closer to me IRL
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 01:36 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:36 PM.
they're making donuts on anthony bordain show. the one donut had oreos, chocolate and peanut butter. that sounds good.

the failed ones:
jagermeister
nyquil (actually worked, but not allowed to put meds in food. fda crackdown)
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01-06-2009 at 01:36 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:36 PM.
When did Highfive Texas get added to the title?

High Five
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arjunsr
01-06-2009 at 01:38 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:38 PM.
last night
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01-06-2009 at 01:41 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:41 PM.
ever watch gossip girl? I'd teach that Ed Westwick (Chuck) a few things Evillaugh

Quote from arjunsr :
they're making donuts on anthony bordain show. the one donut had oreos, chocolate and peanut butter. that sounds good.

the failed ones:
jagermeister
nyquil (actually worked, but not allowed to put meds in food. fda crackdown)
I'd eat/drink anything with nyquil I heart nyquil

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When did Highfive Texas get added to the title?

High Five
Whee took you long enuff to notice honey
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01-06-2009 at 01:42 PM.
01-06-2009 at 01:42 PM.
Damn, now it's too late to edit my post to say "Arj, when was the last time you had sex with a goat".
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