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PSA: How to Wipe and Wash your Butt

2,677 1,570 September 3, 2018 at 01:42 PM
Ok. Here is the article which I was referring to in my original post. It was supposed to be a tongue in cheek, slightly funny argument for the Japanese style bidgets/washlets -- which are often mentioned in SD. But I made the faux pas of originally posted it in the hot deals section, where it certainly didn't belong. Finally I used the title of the article and perhaps some took offense. But this is an article from Popular Mechanics, which certainly is not an offensive magazine. A moderator kindly moved it to the Lounge section. But I was already in the process of deleting the post. Now I see that I should have posted it in the Lounge forum (which I had never noticed before), which is a more relaxed discussion section. So with any further ado, here is the original article. But I do apologize in advance to anyone who may find it to base for their taste.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/...your-butt/
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thawynd
09-03-2018 at 02:10 PM.
09-03-2018 at 02:10 PM.
Where are the deets?
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VorlonFrog
09-03-2018 at 02:49 PM.
09-03-2018 at 02:49 PM.
If it was a pork Boston Butt shoulder roast, I already know how to handle it.
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ProfessorChaos
09-03-2018 at 08:11 PM.
09-03-2018 at 08:11 PM.
Pretty cheeky article.
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fsyowad
09-03-2018 at 09:01 PM.
09-03-2018 at 09:01 PM.
My brother's girlfriend had a son that used to make a glove with the TP so he would not get any stinkazoid on himself.....
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ProfessorChaos
09-03-2018 at 10:49 PM.
09-03-2018 at 10:49 PM.
Should send a copy of this article to the White House, OP.
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Jex
09-03-2018 at 11:04 PM.
09-03-2018 at 11:04 PM.
You have never noticed the Lounge before?... It is the epicenter of SD.
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Jex
09-03-2018 at 11:04 PM.
09-03-2018 at 11:04 PM.
Quote from fsyowad :
My brother's girlfriend had a son that used to make a glove with the TP so he would not get any stinkazoid on himself.....
That kid is a genius!
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Iaaaiws
09-04-2018 at 11:50 AM.
09-04-2018 at 11:50 AM.
Quote from fsyowad :
My brother's girlfriend had a son that used to make a glove with the TP so he would not get any stinkazoid on himself.....
Wait, your brother was dating your mom? Huh
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DC
09-04-2018 at 12:10 PM.
09-04-2018 at 12:10 PM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
Wait, your brother was dating your mom? Huh
LMAOLMAO
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ProfessorChaos
09-04-2018 at 10:04 PM.
09-04-2018 at 10:04 PM.
You need one of these...

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iRabbitt
09-05-2018 at 07:02 AM.
09-05-2018 at 07:02 AM.
Toothpaste will keep a sharp edge so you get a cleaner pinch off.
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fsyowad
09-05-2018 at 01:43 PM.
09-05-2018 at 01:43 PM.
Quote from iRabbitt :
Toothpaste will keep a sharp edge so you get a cleaner pinch off.
Yeah, aim for the Big Bar.....
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emelvee
09-05-2018 at 01:58 PM.
09-05-2018 at 01:58 PM.
This isn't my favorite Lounge thread, but it's a solid number 2


Also, how does OP know whether or not I find Popular Mechanics offensive? Annoyed

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iRabbitt
09-06-2018 at 04:11 AM.
09-06-2018 at 04:11 AM.
The comments here have piled up above the water line.
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