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RETIRED: McWilesman 688 OFFICIAL Thread--GO UNC!!! BEER, Hot Mess, Superpets, Slow Movers FTL and Maury

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I think I need a longer title, hmmmm



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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls

Hug2 is humping

Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

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hot mess avy's thanks to sonofabeech


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beowulf7
03-20-2009 at 01:27 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:27 PM.
Quote from wiles :
i had water and a piece of pizza
FINALLY
drool
...
High Five

Quote from mattman688 :
Sadwalk NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! thats why one should homebrew...and always have 6-8 + cases of beer on hand at all times!
Tru dat. I should learn to do that one of these days. If only I had the time and patience. Sadwalk
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vviles
03-20-2009 at 01:28 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:28 PM.
Quote from karab :
women want what they cannot have.


/women psyche.
Quote from DNC :
Y'all can't have me!
I WANT DNC drool

ugh what If i finally have sex with this guy and in slow mover world it means we are engaged OMG
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
he's probably terrible at sex
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03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
Quote from wiles :
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ok Ninjas I need some boyfriend advice

so new guy is totally a slow mover
i was over his house the other day and we were making out and we stopped and he was like WHOAA WOW AWESOME
I'm thinking mmmookkk, we freaking kissed some wtf?
So I went in for more and he was like, hey we'd better save some for next time. WTF he's like in his 30s what's up with the slowness?

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ok Froggio see post above this give me boy advice please
Are you sure he's not gay or bi? EEK!

Or maybe he's a sissy and didn't want to "scare" you by moving around the bases too fast. Confused
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03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:30 PM.
Wulfy give me your male opinion
I've been dating this guy for a while-- like a month OMG and so far the only thing he has done is kiss me. WTF. as I posted earlier, on our last date, we were kissing and then he was like WHOA better save some for next time. As if sex freaking expires or something? WTF?
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03-20-2009 at 01:31 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:31 PM.
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03-20-2009 at 01:32 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:32 PM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
he's probably terrible at sex
OH NOEZ
that is what my friend Marlene said like what if he has a low sex drive
I cant take it cuz I have a pretty high one and I'd like some action WTF

Quote from beowulf7 :
Are you sure he's not gay or bi? EEK!

Or maybe he's a sissy and didn't want to "scare" you by moving around the bases too fast. Confused
no not gay last time after we kissed too he was like WHOA THAT was AMAZING
i was like dude, I didnt' freaking Yawn you it was some kissing, OK
not even heavy petting
I dont think he's ever even felt my fabulous boobs yet how can he resist that???

I'm thinking Sissy?
It WAS a momsetup after all
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03-20-2009 at 01:33 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:33 PM.
Quote from wiles :
Wulfy give me your male opinion
I've been dating this guy for a while-- like a month OMG and so far the only thing he has done is kiss me. WTF. as I posted earlier, on our last date, we were kissing and then he was like WHOA better save some for next time. As if sex freaking expires or something? WTF?
I posted just before you reposted, but another thing I thought of is maybe the guy doesn't have much experience and is ashamed of that. Or maybe he has performance anxiety. Or, just a low libido. If he's not gay, then it has to be one of those 3 things.

Or ... maybe he has an STD and doesn't want to pass it on. :whoa:
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:33 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:33 PM.
take control next time, wiles
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beowulf7
03-20-2009 at 01:34 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:34 PM.
WTF, there has to be a "whoa" smiley here. Mad
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03-20-2009 at 01:34 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:34 PM.
Quote from beowulf7 :
WTF, there has to be a "whoa" smiley here. Mad
Sheep is the closest one.
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03-20-2009 at 01:35 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:35 PM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
been there done that
that was my obession J's nickname for like 5 years before that movie even came out

finally i got him drunk enough to make a move on me and wtf he didnt' know how to wear a condom

never sealed that deal

and he was a former marine

Shit I find really weird guys

Clive give me your brother's number and lets end this madness
me dating these other freaks is just a charade keeping me from my destiny to be your sister in law Crylol
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03-20-2009 at 01:35 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:35 PM.
Quote from wiles :
OH NOEZ
that is what my friend Marlene said like what if he has a low sex drive
I cant take it cuz I have a pretty high one and I'd like some action WTF



no not gay last time after we kissed too he was like WHOA THAT was AMAZING
i was like dude, I didnt' freaking Yawn you it was some kissing, OK
not even heavy petting
I dont think he's ever even felt my fabulous boobs yet how can he resist that???

I'm thinking Sissy?
It WAS a momsetup after all
LOL at your (alleged Stick Out Tongue) fabulous boobs.

Since your mother set you up w/ him, maybe he wants to behave extra well?
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Clivefrog
03-20-2009 at 01:36 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:36 PM.
Roll wiles becoming my sibling?!?!
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03-20-2009 at 01:37 PM.
03-20-2009 at 01:37 PM.
Quote from wiles :
been there done that
that was my obession J's nickname for like 5 years before that movie even came out

finally i got him drunk enough to make a move on me and wtf he didnt' know how to wear a condom

never sealed that deal

and he was a former marine

Shit I find really weird guys

Clive give me your brother's number and lets end this madness
me dating these other freaks is just a charade keeping me from my destiny to be your sister in law Crylol
I don't mean to laugh, but I can imagine the guy putting the condom on a thumb or finger and saying, "OK, I'm ready to go down there". Roll

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Sheep is the closest one.
Cute sheep Big Grin

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