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The Official Keep Autumn Company After Her Rotting Spider Flesh is Removed Thread

19,213 2,792 May 26, 2009 at 08:40 PM in Travel & Vacations (7)
Today everyone's favorite mod-hopeful goes under the knife to remove the dead and rotting flesh that resulted from her close encounter of the arachnid kind. Cold

Here's your chance to wish her well! Whee


Autumn, I sincerely hope they don't find spider babies under your dead flesh. hug And if they do, I hope they give you super powers. Woot

Edit 5/28 - this is fun! Popcorn
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cupcake42
10-31-2011 at 06:19 AM.
10-31-2011 at 06:19 AM.
Did she live or die? I cant stand the suspense anymore.
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10-31-2011 at 06:41 AM.
10-31-2011 at 06:41 AM.
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Did she live or die? I cant stand the suspense anymore.
I died Weeping
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10-31-2011 at 08:27 AM.
10-31-2011 at 08:27 AM.
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I died Weeping
I knew you were a bot!! Whee

Autumn the other Selma!
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11-09-2011 at 01:04 AM.
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04-01-2014 at 11:03 PM.
04-01-2014 at 11:03 PM.
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Once you die, he said he will make you an honorary Mod.
You had to go and put that idea in Mr. SD's head. Annoyed
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04-03-2014 at 11:20 AM.
04-03-2014 at 11:20 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Your hole really needs to get better.
Did you say your hole itches? You need to see a doctor about that.
Quote from veritablequandary :
YOU GUYS! Mad Stop poking Autumn's hole! That's totally overdone by now. Besides, we don't want to widen it any more than it already is. Once it stops oozing maybe she can clean it up a bit. Do you think it'll start to smell (worse)?
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Is that even possible? It's awfully wide and smelly now.
Quote from Autumn :
it dieosnt mell actualy. I put wet gause on it and change it two a day. I dont think its gonna get anay wide though at last I hope not. i've dont wana go get bigger gauz.



it's nto that wide...ike 4.5 inchesor something and it doesn't msell ;mad:
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4.5 inches?!?!?!? Is that vertical or horizontal?
Quote from Autumn :
both..he mesured it and itwas about 4.5 inches longadn wide. Exccept whats weird is when i lok at it it looks longerthan wider.
Quote from veritablequandary :
Secret Autumn's from Tennessee. Hers goes sideways.
Quote from Autumn :
Huh It goes boht ways
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Of course it does, dear. Comfort

Do you also go both ways?
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That's a big hole Bigeye Does it bother your hubby that it is so stretched open?
Quote from Autumn :
Dontknow he's ujst glad it didn't get any bigter. He caled the dr today cause some of it was black and hw was worried more was dying lol
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Oh, hey! Is that thing big enough to hold a bowl of salsa?
Quote from TigerStar :
I bet. He's probably concerned that if it gets any bigger he wouldn't be able to touch both sides when he puts his fingers in it.
Quote from Autumn :
a smal bown mayhbe

Eww Idont let him put his finer in iti. I'v epoked it before but only after iw ashed my hands so itwouldbnt be dirty.
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Well, it's good that you wash your hands before you stick your fingers in your hole. Wouldn't want you to get an infection. I do feel sad for your hubby since you don't let him stick his finger into your hole.
Quote from veritablequandary :
As long as you aren't doing anything else with it, why don't you use that hole to store something? Couldn't you keep some cheese in there?
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eww idont think khe'd want to. it's yellow and gunky. i don't even know why i stcik my finger inti.
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I was thinking more along the lines of a hot dog.
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Smack Autumn shouldn't be swallowing pork in her condition!

I am going to hell.
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its not hat deep ;lol:


srously it s nto that deep probably about an incch deep orsmething.
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It doesn't feel good when you stick your finger in your hole?

Maybe you aren't doing it right.
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THe dr saidh i could eat anthing just not to mix boozees with my meds




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wait.......................


Mad not thAT hole
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Roll

I.Love.You.

Roll

This has to be the best thread we have had in years.
Bump for posterity. i remember this well from those days and it's still my favorite LortabAutumn sighting.
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04-03-2014 at 11:30 AM.
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Zoe Moon
04-03-2014 at 11:40 AM.
04-03-2014 at 11:40 AM.
Rofl2
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04-03-2014 at 12:29 PM.
04-03-2014 at 12:29 PM.
:takes.a.bow:

Good times
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04-03-2014 at 04:16 PM.
04-03-2014 at 04:16 PM.
Why does this feel like laughing during the special olympics?
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04-13-2014 at 11:49 PM.
04-13-2014 at 11:49 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Roll

I.Love.You.

Roll

This has to be the best thread we have had in years.
I'm so glad someone quoted this (because obviously have no recollection of any of this, lol) because I wouldn't have ever known that Tiger said he loves me Cloud9 Rofl2
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10-15-2016 at 05:57 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
I'm so glad someone quoted this (because obviously have no recollection of any of this, lol) because I wouldn't have ever known that Tiger said he loves me Cloud9 Rofl2
And this is the mod we all have to work with now, which means the rest of us now need the Lortab Stick Out Tongue



lol j/k hug Couldn't resist bumping the thread Harhar
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10-15-2016 at 08:50 PM.
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think we can dump this one and get Lortab Autumn instead? Whistling
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think we can dump this one and get Lortab Autumn instead? Whistling
I miss Lortab Autumn. The worst part is Straight Autumn went back and edited out a lot of the typos after she sobered up. Annoyed
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