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RETIRED: TheMattman Thread Where Wiles Graduates to a Trophy Girlfriend. Beer.

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I think I need a longer title, hmmmm



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So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
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07-16-2009 at 08:59 PM.
07-16-2009 at 08:59 PM.
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Fire Chief quit. Cleaning lady returned the vibe. Flower guy dumped his gf for you.
Wow. any one of them would Rock but alas, no. the big news is I am retiring as a cougar.
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07-16-2009 at 09:00 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:00 PM.
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Wow. any one of them would Rock but alas, no. the big news is I am retiring as a cougar.
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07-16-2009 at 09:02 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:02 PM.
Quote from wiles :
Wow. any one of them would Rock but alas, no. the big news is I am retiring as a cougar.
why and what's next?
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07-16-2009 at 09:03 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:03 PM.
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Who's the lucky guy? woot
Roll well, flower guy is old and he got me thinkin. heck, old guys REALLY appreciate a middle aged chick. to them, I am hot AND young. so i meet this guy tonight, CEO of a bank, and hes all just thinking i am juat the greatest thing since, idk, atms? drool and hes old but cute like flower guy.
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07-16-2009 at 09:05 PM.
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Roll well, flower guy is old and he got me thinkin. heck, old guys REALLY appreciate a middle aged chick. to them, I am hot AND young. so i meet this guy tonight, CEO of a bank, and hes all just thinking i am juat the greatest thing since, idk, atms? drool and hes old but cute like flower guy.
congrats woot
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07-16-2009 at 09:06 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:06 PM.
Plus now i dont have to be the one with the $ and responsibilities cuz they have more $ and responsibilities than me. wooti wonder how old guys are in bed?
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07-16-2009 at 09:09 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:09 PM.
Roll i'm playing life (the board game) with the cousin. she got married. guy gets into the car and gives her the clivebrow smilie.
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07-16-2009 at 09:09 PM.
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Yeah i think old guys will appreciate me more plus they like to travel and do things more etc than broke 25 year olds woot
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07-16-2009 at 09:11 PM.
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Yeah i think old guys will appreciate me more plus they like to travel and do things more etc than broke 25 year olds woot
sounds like a plan. where's first on the vacation plan?
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07-16-2009 at 09:12 PM.
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I am moving on from cougar to trophy girlfriend woot it's like graduation day :wistful:
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07-16-2009 at 09:13 PM.
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Wiles got herself a sugar daddy.
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07-16-2009 at 09:15 PM.
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sounds like a plan. where's first on the vacation plan?
Vegas and aruba. hes gonna stop by my office to see me tomorrow. and he is bringing promotional items for the girls woot
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07-16-2009 at 09:18 PM.
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both sounds like fun. enjoy! save the hj's for appropriate classiness though Stick Out Tongue
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07-16-2009 at 09:20 PM.
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I see this as the next step on my life path instead of hanging out with guys 10 yrs younger than me, i can hang w guys 10 yrs older Roll since practically eveyone my age is married. older divorced guys FTW Rock
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07-16-2009 at 09:23 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:23 PM.
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Roll well, flower guy is old and he got me thinkin. heck, old guys REALLY appreciate a middle aged chick. to them, I am hot AND young. so i meet this guy tonight, CEO of a bank, and hes all just thinking i am juat the greatest thing since, idk, atms? drool and hes old but cute like flower guy.
Congrats! I don't know about the "flower guy" reference, but hope it works out. CEO of a bank ... you know how to find 'em. Wink Stick Out Tongue

The 2 of you could role play bailouts while in the sack, but I might be getting ahead of myself. Embarrassment

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Plus now i dont have to be the one with the $ and responsibilities cuz they have more $ and responsibilities than me. wooti wonder how old guys are in bed?
How old is he? Well, if he has problems in the sack, you could spike his drink w/ Viagra. Secret
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