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RETIRED: TheMattman Thread Where Wiles Graduates to a Trophy Girlfriend. Beer.

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I think I need a longer title, hmmmm



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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls


Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

Quote from wiles :
Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

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07-16-2009 at 09:44 PM.
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adios dnc
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07-16-2009 at 09:44 PM.
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night dnc
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07-16-2009 at 09:44 PM.
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i need a beer...still sober



Roll
Um, serious.......
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07-16-2009 at 09:44 PM.
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Quote from wiles :
Well he is not an engineer but you cant have everything Angry bailouts drool well if he does not work out, there are tons more like him and thats my new interest drool um, he is as old as my mom Faint Hide
Whoa, going a whole generation back! Your mother is married, right? Well, even if she is, your new squeeze might be thinking you know what. :whoa:

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Dont you lift at the gym? ??? matt is becoming introverted OMG
Yes, I do ... one day, my twigs will become branches! Whee

I thought Matt was more perverted than introverted. No wait, that would be me. Sadwalk

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I wouldn't want to ruin my farmers tan.
laugh out loud I'm trying to get rid of mine I got from Mexico. I should've walked around shirtless instead of in a basketball jersey. shake head
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07-16-2009 at 09:45 PM.
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GN everyone.
Not even midnight and you're already bailing out? Wuss. shake head
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07-16-2009 at 09:46 PM.
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Um, serious.......
beer is a necessity in life
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07-16-2009 at 09:46 PM.
07-16-2009 at 09:46 PM.
Bai dnc Sadwalk
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07-16-2009 at 09:47 PM.
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chica ate a $3 bone in 1 day
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07-16-2009 at 09:50 PM.
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Whoa, going a whole generation back! Your mother is married, right? Well, even if she is, your new squeeze might be thinking you know what. :whoa:


Yes, I do ... one day, my twigs will become branches! Whee

I thought Matt was more perverted than introverted. No wait, that would be me. Sadwalk


laugh out loud I'm trying to get rid of mine I got from Mexico. I should've walked around shirtless instead of in a basketball jersey. shake head
Roll mom was a wild kid apparently. idk if its in our genes Dontknow and she got knocked up young and had me when she was 16, almost 17. she and daddy are still married, so its a happy ending. so he is 52 OMGdad is 54. maybe they'd have things in common to chat about?
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07-16-2009 at 09:53 PM.
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chica ate a $3 boner in 1 day
When she could've had a $5 footlong? Nono1

/random
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07-16-2009 at 09:55 PM.
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chica ate a $3 bone in 1 day
Welcome to the world of chocolate labs mat! omg did you ever see the pedigree commercial with oliver? he reminds me of buster laugh out loud

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beer is a necessity in life
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Roll mom was a wild kid apparently. idk if its in our genes Dontknow and she got knocked up young and had me when she was 16, almost 17. she and daddy are still married, so its a happy ending. so he is 52 OMGdad is 54. maybe they'd have things in common to chat about?
laugh out loud about you saying your Mom got knocked up young. That's good your folks are still together ... but I wonder if you were a shotgun wedding for them. EEK! j/k Wink

Here's the most important question: does little wiley approve of Pres. Bailout? Whee
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07-16-2009 at 10:02 PM.
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Well i was born in december and they got married in july Dontknow laugh out loud lw hasnt met him yet but she has bf veto status nod if a guy doesnt like her or dogs in general or she does not like them its bai bai.
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07-16-2009 at 10:11 PM.
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Well i was born in december and they got married in july Dontknow laugh out loud lw hasnt met him yet but she has bf veto status nod if a guy doesnt like her or dogs in general or she does not like them its bai bai.
I have a feeling you're going to have a serious talk w/ your parents to get to the bottom line of what happened first - their marriage or your conception. EEK!

lw > Sugar Daddy? What if Sugar Daddy doesn't need Viagra? Roll

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i am sleepy
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