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RETIRED: TheMattman Thread Where Wiles Graduates to a Trophy Girlfriend. Beer.

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I think I need a longer title, hmmmm



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Yawn is what girls do to boys

Bleh is what boys do to girls


Grouphug is group humping or some sort of orgy

Bounce Bounce is boobies

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

Quote from wiles :
Uh, who's gonna take this one?

I'll give it a shot.
It's a made up term (I think Briang developed the slang but for some it caught on like wildfire) for any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer like a manly man, such as Briang.
Some people even speak the language Gayberrolian.

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mattman688
07-19-2009 at 06:40 PM.
07-19-2009 at 06:40 PM.
wife bought me a beer Whee
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07-19-2009 at 06:41 PM.
07-19-2009 at 06:41 PM.
What kind matt?
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07-19-2009 at 07:08 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:08 PM.
Tumbleweed
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07-19-2009 at 07:11 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:11 PM.
Home Cheers
Almost out of beer, so no drunktainment Sadwalk

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Roll picture dnc walking thru the market and customers treating him like the stock boy or the bag boy Roll
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Everybody kept on looking at me like Blink. Somebody asked if I got demoted Roll
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07-19-2009 at 07:11 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:11 PM.
Bust into that wine stash dnc hug
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07-19-2009 at 07:12 PM.
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Bust into that wine stash dnc hug
Scratchchin
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07-19-2009 at 07:13 PM.
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Quote from DNC :
Home Cheers
Almost out of beer, so no drunktainment Sadwalk


Mad
Everybody kept on looking at me like Blink. Somebody asked if I got demoted Roll
Crylol you were impersonating a minion Roll
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DNC
07-19-2009 at 07:14 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:14 PM.
Quote from VanDamselx :
I smoked a little bit, drank a lot of bit.

NEVER AGAIN.
I did that once.
For an hour, everybody thought I was passed out, but I just couldn't open my eyes. I was conscience the whole time.
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nod you know a wine buzz is drool
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07-19-2009 at 07:16 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:16 PM.
I'll probably* just drink these last two beers, then watch a movie.

*We'll see after two beers.
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07-19-2009 at 07:21 PM.
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I did that once.
For an hour, everybody thought I was passed out, but I just couldn't open my eyes. I was conscience the whole time.
Oh yeah. my last experience with Smoke i was messing around with a much younger boy. we Smoke and nearly kicked a case of beer. Yuk i had to go to a work picnic the next day and almost Faint in the sun. we had really hot sex though. from what i recall Roll

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I'll probably* just drink these last two beers, then watch a movie.

*We'll see after two beers.
Pron?.
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DNC
07-19-2009 at 07:22 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:22 PM.
What a day.

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Pron?.
The movie "Role Models"
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07-19-2009 at 07:24 PM.
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What a day.

The movie "Role Models"
Never heard of it. porn? what kind of porn do you like dnc? mf? mff? ff? fffff?
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07-19-2009 at 07:28 PM.
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Never heard of it. porn? what kind of porn do you like dnc? mf? mff? ff? fffff?
Yes.
Also just F.
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07-19-2009 at 07:31 PM.
07-19-2009 at 07:31 PM.
I do amateur f Roll
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