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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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09-21-2009 at 11:57 AM.
09-21-2009 at 11:57 AM.
This one isn't as funny, but it is the best I had for the day:
"please look a floor tile"

Please look! A floor tile! <------- how I read it
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09-21-2009 at 11:59 AM.
09-21-2009 at 11:59 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
This sounds like a job for Rayz.
Mad If it doesn't swallow well, replace it. /thread
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09-21-2009 at 04:34 PM.
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09-21-2009 at 04:39 PM.
09-21-2009 at 04:39 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
This one isn't as funny, but it is the best I had for the day:
"please look a floor tile"

Please look! A floor tile! <------- how I read it
Lee1 is doing haiku now?
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09-21-2009 at 07:52 PM.
09-21-2009 at 07:52 PM.
Maybe they will write limericks tomorrow! woot
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09-22-2009 at 11:15 AM.
09-22-2009 at 11:15 AM.
Just got a call and the lady said:
"I am calling to check on an order I call in last yesterday"
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09-22-2009 at 11:20 AM.
09-22-2009 at 11:20 AM.
last yesterday Roll
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Zoe Moon
09-22-2009 at 12:10 PM.
09-22-2009 at 12:10 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Just got a call and the lady said:
"I am calling to check on an order I call in last yesterday"
Do you work at an English as a second language school? laugh out loud
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09-22-2009 at 12:24 PM.
09-22-2009 at 12:24 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Do you work at an English as a second language school? laugh out loud
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09-22-2009 at 12:27 PM.
09-22-2009 at 12:27 PM.
First tomorrow!
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09-23-2009 at 06:12 AM.
09-23-2009 at 06:12 AM.
From this morning:
"toilet seat loosed- need to be tighten"
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09-23-2009 at 07:32 AM.
09-23-2009 at 07:32 AM.
Another:
"Door in clean utility keeps getting stuck and breaking finger nails"
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TigerStar
09-23-2009 at 07:34 AM.
09-23-2009 at 07:34 AM.
Damn door.
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09-23-2009 at 07:37 AM.
09-23-2009 at 07:37 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Damn door.
You insensitive bastard. That door's fingernails must hurt all the time.
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Clivefrog
10-07-2009 at 10:29 AM.
10-07-2009 at 10:29 AM.
We want moar!
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