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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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10-07-2009 at 10:32 AM.
10-07-2009 at 10:32 AM.
KK, let me check the queue.
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10-07-2009 at 10:35 AM.
10-07-2009 at 10:35 AM.
Oh look here's one:

Quote from Trouble Ticket :
I keep putting in requests for maintenance, but the woman who processes them is always on some forum typing to strangers about her hoo-ha. Our fire extinguisher caught on fire the other day and it hasn't stopped burning yet. We don't have a second fire extinguisher! How should we put it out?
seriously, how would you extinguish a fire extinguisher fire?
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10-07-2009 at 10:53 AM.
10-07-2009 at 10:53 AM.
Here are a few:

"Thermometer has falled off wall"
"toilet wont stop flushing"
"RE-ATTACH NEDDLE BOX ON THE WALL"
"the sofa is messed out of place"

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Oh look here's one:



seriously, how would you extinguish a fire extinguisher fire?
Teehee

Oh and I really don't think extinguishers can catch fire, but if they do I would use an ABC extinguisher to put it out. Remember to start at the base of the flames! Whee
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10-07-2009 at 11:14 AM.
10-07-2009 at 11:14 AM.
Crylol

:satisfied ..... for now:
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Zoe Moon
10-07-2009 at 11:51 AM.
10-07-2009 at 11:51 AM.
FD, maybe you should watch The IT Crowd. Maybe then you'll feel a little better about your job and your office.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzwml_the-it-crowd-episode1_family

For those of you with ADD, fast forward to 5:20.
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10-08-2009 at 09:32 AM.
10-08-2009 at 09:32 AM.
From today:
"Door near Miller info desk work sporadic."
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10-09-2009 at 06:59 AM.
10-09-2009 at 06:59 AM.
Telephone rings
Me: "Engineering, this is Amber. How can I help you?"
Them: "Yes, this is *insert name* from transportation. Is this the nurse for *insert patient name*?"
Me: "No, this is the Engineering Department."
Them: "oh."


way to pay attention. you get a gold star.
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10-09-2009 at 11:18 AM.
10-09-2009 at 11:18 AM.
From Today:
"REMOVE FRAME FROM WALL TO BE UP-DATE, HALLWAY BY BUSSINESS OFFICE"
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10-13-2009 at 07:37 AM.
10-13-2009 at 07:37 AM.
From today:
"STAFF RESTROOM KEPTS FLUSHING"
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10-22-2009 at 09:09 AM.
10-22-2009 at 09:09 AM.
From today:
"there is a paper towel clogged in the toilet"


...yesterday I put in 334 work orders in 5 hours Faint
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10-22-2009 at 09:14 AM.
10-22-2009 at 09:14 AM.
Dont' you just love working in a hospital FD?
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10-22-2009 at 10:46 AM.
10-22-2009 at 10:46 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From today:
"STAFF RESTROOM KEPTS FLUSHING"
The worst part is these people are responsible for peoples health and can't write a sentencel ! laugh out loud
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10-22-2009 at 11:36 AM.
10-22-2009 at 11:36 AM.
Quote from w3kn :
Dont' you just love working in a hospital FD?
nod Never a dull moment.
Quote from WoodyWoodPecker :
The worst part is these people are responsible for peoples health and can't write a sentencel ! laugh out loud
There is a guy who works in anesthesia who can't spell "anesthesia"
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10-27-2009 at 11:15 AM.
10-27-2009 at 11:15 AM.
From today:
"CHECK THE GRILL, PILOT NEEDS TO BE LIGHTING"
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11-17-2009 at 05:22 AM.
11-17-2009 at 05:22 AM.
From today:
"BROKEN LEG ON TOMATOE SLICER"
Coverlaugh
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