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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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01-27-2010 at 12:30 PM.
01-27-2010 at 12:30 PM.
From today:
"INSTALL STINSEL ON WHEELCHAIRS "

They want us to stencil on letters to the wheel chairs btw.
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Zoe Moon
01-27-2010 at 12:34 PM.
01-27-2010 at 12:34 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From today:
"INSTALL STINSEL ON WHEELCHAIRS "

They want us to stencil on letters to the wheel chairs btw.
Are you sure about that? Maybe it's a delayed request to put tinsel on the wheelchairs for Christmas.
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Tonedeaf
01-27-2010 at 01:16 PM.
01-27-2010 at 01:16 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Phone call:

"The elevators aren't working. What do we do?!?!"

I dunno, take the stairs?
Can you roll a gurney down the stairs?? Rofl2
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01-27-2010 at 01:50 PM.
01-27-2010 at 01:50 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Are you sure about that? Maybe it's a delayed request to put tinsel on the wheelchairs for Christmas.
Scratchchin
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Can you roll a gurney down the stairs?? Rofl2
LMAO That would be a sight! (they have a different elevator for those btw, rest assured)
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01-28-2010 at 09:40 PM.
01-28-2010 at 09:40 PM.
Quote from Tonedeaf :
Can you roll a gurney down the stairs?? Rofl2
Yes, however it's not nearly as much fun rolling a gurney up the stairs.
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02-02-2010 at 12:16 PM.
02-02-2010 at 12:16 PM.
From today:
"REPLACE 5 DOOM LIGHTS"
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02-02-2010 at 12:50 PM.
02-02-2010 at 12:50 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From today:
"REPLACE 5 DOOM LIGHTS"
location of said lights: morgue?
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02-02-2010 at 01:53 PM.
02-02-2010 at 01:53 PM.
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location of said lights: morgue?
shake head X-ray room actually
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02-02-2010 at 03:15 PM.
02-02-2010 at 03:15 PM.
laugh out loud there is little difference in what FD sees and what IT guys encounter day to day
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02-02-2010 at 03:17 PM.
02-02-2010 at 03:17 PM.
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laugh out loud there is little difference in what FD sees and what IT guys encounter day to day
You got that right. I've gotten work orders before that just say "floor." Floor what? Is it still there? Is it hurt? Did someone fall on it? Did you puke on it? WTF?
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02-16-2010 at 12:40 PM.
02-16-2010 at 12:40 PM.
From today:
"pls have somone to evaluated a door, safety issue door is push open and we can see if somone is behind door"

.... what they are actually trying to say is that they cannot see if someone is on the other side of the door if they push it open. You know, that 't on the end of can make a world of difference.
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02-16-2010 at 01:41 PM.
02-16-2010 at 01:41 PM.
send out the door evaluator immediately!
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02-16-2010 at 01:47 PM.
02-16-2010 at 01:47 PM.
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send out the door evaluator immediately!
Don't you mean STAT?
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.teri.
02-16-2010 at 02:02 PM.
02-16-2010 at 02:02 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
From today:
"pls have somone to evaluated a door, safety issue door is push open and we can see if somone is behind door"

.... what they are actually trying to say is that they cannot see if someone is on the other side of the door if they push it open. You know, that 't on the end of can make a world of difference.
that grammar looks familiar....do we work in the same hospital? Roll
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02-16-2010 at 02:04 PM.
02-16-2010 at 02:04 PM.
Quote from .teri. :
that grammar looks familiar....do we work in the same hospital? Roll
laugh out loud Nah, it is just a lot of nurses unfortunately.
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