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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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Frogstar
04-29-2010 at 03:03 PM.
04-29-2010 at 03:03 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
You are having a stroke.
So do I dispatch an engineer or what?
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veritablequandary
04-29-2010 at 03:07 PM.
04-29-2010 at 03:07 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
So do I dispatch an engineer or what?
No just keep stroking until something happens.
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ForeverDecember
07-16-2010 at 07:07 AM.
07-16-2010 at 07:07 AM.
I was out of work for so long I forgot about this thread Frown

From today:
toilet fixing
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07-16-2010 at 07:41 AM.
07-16-2010 at 07:41 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
I was out of work for so long I forgot about this thread Frown

From today:
toilet fixing
You fixed a toilet? Add it to your resume.
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ForeverDecember
07-16-2010 at 07:46 AM.
07-16-2010 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
You fixed a toilet? Add it to your resume.
lolz. Nope, that was the work order. That is all they wrote.

Here are three more that were kinda fun:

DESK PADDING

room 5022, toile is clog

BY 2212, SINK, WATER IS NOT WORKING NURSER AND DR.WASH HANDS
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Frogstar
07-16-2010 at 07:48 AM.
07-16-2010 at 07:48 AM.
Sounds like you've got a toilet bandit on your hands.
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07-16-2010 at 09:51 AM.
07-16-2010 at 09:51 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Sounds like you've got a toilet bandit on your hands.
Either that or people are actually eating those fiber bars and cereal they talk about in the Target thread.
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PhoenixFP
07-16-2010 at 11:38 AM.
07-16-2010 at 11:38 AM.
FD, it sounds like your job is very shitty.
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ForeverDecember
07-30-2010 at 07:56 AM.
07-30-2010 at 07:56 AM.
Not a work order, but some guest just opened the door to my office and asked "is dis fo dis?" He was pointing out into the garage. Me: "no." Him: "aight."
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PhoenixFP
07-30-2010 at 07:58 AM.
07-30-2010 at 07:58 AM.
Wow. Yeah, talking like a gangsta ain't cool.
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07-30-2010 at 08:04 AM.
07-30-2010 at 08:04 AM.
Quote from PhoenixFP :
Wow. Yeah, talking like a gangsta ain't cool.
I just like how he assumed I knew WTF he was talking about. He was basically saying "is this for this?" WTF is this? This could be anything. Yes, your foot is for putting in your mouth. Yes, that plug is for that outlet. Yes, that scapel is for that stomach. Yes, that face is for that palm.
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07-30-2010 at 08:15 AM.
07-30-2010 at 08:15 AM.
laugh out loud
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08-03-2010 at 08:04 AM.
08-03-2010 at 08:04 AM.
From today:
freezer strips
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PhoenixFP
08-03-2010 at 08:30 AM.
08-03-2010 at 08:30 AM.
The freezer strips?

Damn, it must be poor and having to do anything to make ends meet. I wonder if the little mini-fridges know what their mommy's doing.
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08-03-2010 at 09:07 AM.
08-03-2010 at 09:07 AM.
Quote from PhoenixFP :
The freezer strips?

Damn, it must be poor and having to do anything to make ends meet. I wonder if the little mini-fridges know what their mommy's doing.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
I just like how he assumed I knew WTF he was talking about. He was basically saying "is this for this?" WTF is this? This could be anything. Yes, your foot is for putting in your mouth. Yes, that plug is for that outlet. Yes, that scapel is for that stomach. Yes, that face is for that palm.
Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2 This thread is AWESOME!!! ThumbsupThumbsupThumbsup

You guys made my day..... hug hug hug
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