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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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DNC
10-11-2010 at 08:50 AM.
10-11-2010 at 08:50 AM.
Good thing it's not jelly.
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ForeverDecember
10-18-2010 at 09:12 AM.
10-18-2010 at 09:12 AM.
Sounds delightful!

JAM DRAWER AT NURSES STATION
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10-18-2010 at 09:16 AM.
10-18-2010 at 09:16 AM.
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Sounds delightful!

JAM DRAWER AT NURSES STATION
take her some toast to go with the jam Licklips
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redjen910
10-18-2010 at 09:34 AM.
10-18-2010 at 09:34 AM.
Yep, toast is your only option.
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ForeverDecember
10-22-2010 at 07:09 AM.
10-22-2010 at 07:09 AM.
This one made me giggle today:
sink is leaking water
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10-22-2010 at 07:10 AM.
10-22-2010 at 07:10 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
This one made me giggle today:
sink is leaking water
sounds like a legitimate complaint to me?
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ForeverDecember
10-22-2010 at 09:02 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:02 AM.
So glad it is Friday:
light is
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nessykins
10-22-2010 at 09:06 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:06 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
So glad it is Friday:
light is
light is what?!?!?!
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10-22-2010 at 09:07 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:07 AM.
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light is what?!?!?!
It just is.

I light, therefore I is.
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bluepepper
10-22-2010 at 09:08 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:08 AM.
Are you questioning the existence of the light?
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10-22-2010 at 09:08 AM.
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light is what?!?!?!
obviously not workin, you don't open tickets for stuff that works
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10-22-2010 at 09:33 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:33 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
So glad it is Friday:
light is
Very existentialist complaint.

Or perhaps they're a vampire and it's light in general.
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10-22-2010 at 09:50 AM.
10-22-2010 at 09:50 AM.
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light is what?!?!?!
I just don't know! Crying
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It just is.

I light, therefore I is.
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Are you questioning the existence of the light?
Not me, they are!
Quote from Count_Chocula View quoted comment :
obviously not workin, you don't open tickets for stuff that works
You'd be surprised. Sometimes it is working TOO well and they call.
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10-22-2010 at 10:03 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:03 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
You'd be surprised. Sometimes it is working TOO well and they call.
laugh out loud
"Everything is working really well, I just wanted to make sure there's nothing wrong."
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BrgnHntr
10-22-2010 at 10:08 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:08 AM.
I don't remember ever seeing this thread before...
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