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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 07:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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10-26-2010 at 12:14 PM.
10-26-2010 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from CowgirlMechanic View quoted comment :
First thought: How large is the person riding in that elevator!?!?!? EEK!EEK!EEK!

Second thought: If elevator gave front side rubs... who would be first in line, and would there be a "happy ending"??? Scratchhead

Third thought: I've been brainwashed by the Lounge if those are my first two thoughts.... LMAOLMAOLMAO
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As an explanation. #5 is which elevator it is, not how many doors. Back side rubbing means the back doors are rubbing together, since that elevator has two sets of doors. Still sounds hilarious.

Oh man, if you were going through the front and it got jammed.... Bigeye
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10-26-2010 at 12:18 PM.
10-26-2010 at 12:18 PM.
Just make fat people take the escalators!
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10-26-2010 at 12:30 PM.
10-26-2010 at 12:30 PM.
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Just make fat people take the escalators!
I think I would cry if we had escalators. Seriously, can you imagine the injury reports? We have enough with elevators as it is. When will people learn that it isn't a good idea to stick your hand between the elevator doors? Facepalm
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10-26-2010 at 03:25 PM.
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I think I would cry if we had escalators. Seriously, can you imagine the injury reports? We have enough with elevators as it is. When will people learn that it isn't a good idea to stick your hand between the elevator doors? Facepalm
Dontknow but here the elevators all have sensors to protect people from themselves. The doors will reopen if anything comes near the sensor so it takes real talent to get stuck.
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10-26-2010 at 05:02 PM.
10-26-2010 at 05:02 PM.
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Dontknow but here the elevators all have sensors to protect people from themselves. The doors will reopen if anything comes near the sensor so it takes real talent to get stuck.
This is true with our elevators as well. But if you stick your hand in the part between the doors, that little hole, and you have some fat hands..... Mad
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10-26-2010 at 05:25 PM.
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Dontknow but here the elevators all have sensors to protect people from themselves. The doors will reopen if anything comes near the sensor so it takes real talent to get stuck.
It sure does! But stranger things have happened i guess... shake head
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10-26-2010 at 05:36 PM.
10-26-2010 at 05:36 PM.
install fire poles for the fat people to slide down?????
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
This is true with our elevators as well. But if you stick your hand in the part between the doors, that little hole, and you have some fat hands..... Mad
laugh out loud see, true talent!
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10-27-2010 at 06:55 AM.
10-27-2010 at 06:55 AM.
*sigh* Happy Wednesday!

Please repair leaky toilet flush handle creating hard water stains on toilety surface
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10-27-2010 at 06:57 AM.
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*sigh* Happy Wednesday!

Please repair leaky toilet flush handle creating hard water stains on toilety surface
Seriously??!!
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10-27-2010 at 07:00 AM.
10-27-2010 at 07:00 AM.
Just hang up a sign sayin do not flush. NEXT?
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10-27-2010 at 07:03 AM.
10-27-2010 at 07:03 AM.
Okay, next:

Ice machine is not harvesting ice, it is raining inside the machine.
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10-27-2010 at 07:05 AM.
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Pick up a bag @ walmart. it's on sale for $1.29 this week. Damn I'm good @ fixin stuff.
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*sigh* Happy Wednesday!

Please repair leaky toilet flush handle creating hard water stains on toilety surface
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