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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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12-06-2010 at 11:02 AM.
12-06-2010 at 11:02 AM.
is the facade leaking water?
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ForeverDecember
12-07-2010 at 12:53 PM.
12-07-2010 at 12:53 PM.
Alright folks, mark it down. Today, 12/7/10, I received the funniest w/o yet:

"C" POP. The rooms have a diferents labor work to do laight bold of, broken ditels gabinets and specifical ditels arrowns in the each rooms; the nned to chek by enginieering services.
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12-07-2010 at 12:55 PM.
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright folks, mark it down. Today, 12/7/10, I received the funniest w/o yet:

"C" POP. The rooms have a diferents labor work to do laight bold of, broken ditels gabinets and specifical ditels arrowns in the each rooms; the nned to chek by enginieering services.
Roll
tell your company to fire all minorities. they write like my parents speak Eng
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12-07-2010 at 01:01 PM.
12-07-2010 at 01:01 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright folks, mark it down. Today, 12/7/10, I received the funniest w/o yet:

"C" POP. The rooms have a diferents labor work to do laight bold of, broken ditels gabinets and specifical ditels arrowns in the each rooms; the nned to chek by enginieering services.
Roll wtf?
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ForeverDecember
12-07-2010 at 04:51 PM.
12-07-2010 at 04:51 PM.
Seriously, best one I can ever remember seeing.
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12-09-2010 at 05:58 AM.
12-09-2010 at 05:58 AM.
so monday is the only day things get busted there?
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ForeverDecember
12-09-2010 at 11:07 AM.
12-09-2010 at 11:07 AM.
It's the only day I typically remember to post them, laugh out loud
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w3kn
12-09-2010 at 11:09 AM.
12-09-2010 at 11:09 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
It's the only day I typically remember to post them, laugh out loud
Hooey!
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Zoe Moon
12-09-2010 at 11:34 AM.
12-09-2010 at 11:34 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright folks, mark it down. Today, 12/7/10, I received the funniest w/o yet:

"C" POP. The rooms have a diferents labor work to do laight bold of, broken ditels gabinets and specifical ditels arrowns in the each rooms; the nned to chek by enginieering services.
Does your hospital use a WWII Enigma machine for these workorders?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine
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12-09-2010 at 12:58 PM.
12-09-2010 at 12:58 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon View quoted comment :
Does your hospital use a WWII Enigma machine for these workorders?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine
I totally misread "enigma" as something that gets used in a hospital setting...
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12-09-2010 at 01:21 PM.
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Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
I totally misread "enigma" as something that gets used in a hospital setting...
Roll
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redjen910
12-09-2010 at 01:55 PM.
12-09-2010 at 01:55 PM.
Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
I totally misread "enigma" as something that gets used in a hospital setting...
It does appear that some of them are spelling out of their ass...
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SkeezaPleez
12-09-2010 at 02:00 PM.
12-09-2010 at 02:00 PM.
Quote from redjen910 View quoted comment :
It does appear that some of them are spelling out of their ass...
Don't even start that shit.
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Majide
12-09-2010 at 02:03 PM.
12-09-2010 at 02:03 PM.
Roll

So I just read through this thread. I was wanting to comment on so many of the posts, but there are just too many. laugh out loud I wish I had read this sooner.

How can people be so stupid? I have a friend who is in nursing, and she just really can't spell at all - but she is far better at it than the people who write those work orders!
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ForeverDecember
12-10-2010 at 10:38 AM.
12-10-2010 at 10:38 AM.
Finally it is Friday!!!
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Only 1 working sing
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