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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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01-13-2011 at 08:30 AM.
01-13-2011 at 08:30 AM.
Blowup
A tech comes down for me to print a work list of some doors for him. The paper says floors 4-6. I print 4, 5 & 6.
He asks what about 3?
I say, you only have 4-6.
What? What about 3?
Three isn't on your list. *I hand him the papers.*
*looks through papers* Where is 3?
It says here 4-6, you don't have 3. 3 isn't with 4-6.
Can you print 3?
Yes, I can print 3, but you don't need 3 and I don't need the confusion of two people inspecting 3.
*confused* oh.
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01-13-2011 at 08:59 AM.
01-13-2011 at 08:59 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Blowup
A tech comes down for me to print a work list of some doors for him. The paper says floors 4-6. I print 4, 5 & 6.
He asks what about 3?
I say, you only have 4-6.
What? What about 3?
Three isn't on your list. *I hand him the papers.*
*looks through papers* Where is 3?
It says here 4-6, you don't have 3. 3 isn't with 4-6.
Can you print 3?
Yes, I can print 3, but you don't need 3 and I don't need the confusion of two people inspecting 3.
*confused* oh.
didn't i see this already Scratchchin (i honestly thought this is where i was when i replied to the post in the other thread)


still laugh out louding though
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01-13-2011 at 09:02 AM.
01-13-2011 at 09:02 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Blowup
A tech comes down for me to print a work list of some doors for him. The paper says floors 4-6. I print 4, 5 & 6.
He asks what about 3?
I say, you only have 4-6.
What? What about 3?
Three isn't on your list. *I hand him the papers.*
*looks through papers* Where is 3?
It says here 4-6, you don't have 3. 3 isn't with 4-6.
Can you print 3?
Yes, I can print 3, but you don't need 3 and I don't need the confusion of two people inspecting 3.
*confused* oh.
It's official, you work at the dumbest hospital in the country. I'm never, ever going to Florida again, just on the off chance I get hurt and wind up there. And don't tell me the doctors, nurses and lab techs are smart, they were hired by the same HR department that hired everyone else. Nono2
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01-13-2011 at 09:06 AM.
01-13-2011 at 09:06 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Blowup
A tech comes down for me to print a work list of some doors for him. The paper says floors 4-6. I print 4, 5 & 6.
He asks what about 3?
I say, you only have 4-6.
What? What about 3?
Three isn't on your list. *I hand him the papers.*
*looks through papers* Where is 3?
It says here 4-6, you don't have 3. 3 isn't with 4-6.
Can you print 3?
Yes, I can print 3, but you don't need 3 and I don't need the confusion of two people inspecting 3.
*confused* oh.
Don't they skip the 13th floor in buildings because of bad luck? Send him to that floor.
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01-13-2011 at 11:03 AM.
01-13-2011 at 11:03 AM.
Quote from acesmuzic View quoted comment :
didn't i see this already Scratchchin (i honestly thought this is where i was when i replied to the post in the other thread)


still laugh out louding though
Teehee You did.
Quote from Zoe Moon View quoted comment :
It's official, you work at the dumbest hospital in the country. I'm never, ever going to Florida again, just on the off chance I get hurt and wind up there. And don't tell me the doctors, nurses and lab techs are smart, they were hired by the same HR department that hired everyone else. Nono2
I am serious when I say that I would trust the clinical staff with my life (and I have, remember I stayed almost a month in their care), they are wonderful at being doctors and such, but they are so stupid otherwise.
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Don't they skip the 13th floor in buildings because of bad luck? Send him to that floor.
Sadwalk my two buildings don't have that many floors.
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01-13-2011 at 11:30 AM.
01-13-2011 at 11:30 AM.
FD, for Christmas buy everyone a dunce hat.
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01-21-2011 at 12:47 PM.
01-21-2011 at 12:47 PM.
IV POLL IS TOO LOW
Crylol
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01-21-2011 at 12:48 PM.
01-21-2011 at 12:48 PM.
thought those were adjustable?
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01-21-2011 at 12:50 PM.
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thought those were adjustable?
I thought more people just needed to vote nod
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01-21-2011 at 01:11 PM.
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thought those were adjustable?
Yeah but you have to ask a mod to do it.
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01-24-2011 at 10:16 AM.
01-24-2011 at 10:16 AM.
Call but no one know nothing

Annoyed
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Call but no one know nothing

Annoyed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYpADZiv00
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01-25-2011 at 06:05 AM.
01-25-2011 at 06:05 AM.
Toilet seat is broken in the restroom lacated in the inpatient holding area
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01-25-2011 at 06:08 AM.
01-25-2011 at 06:08 AM.
Also,
CANIBET DOOR, OFF TH HINGES
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01-25-2011 at 10:23 AM.
01-25-2011 at 10:23 AM.
I NEED A PEACE OF ART BOARD TO BE CUP TO A SIDE OF A WINDOW I HAVE IN MY OFFICE

...why all caps so often? Frown
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