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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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03-14-2011 at 08:02 AM.
03-14-2011 at 08:02 AM.
Not if that person was her boss!
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03-14-2011 at 08:34 AM.
03-14-2011 at 08:34 AM.
Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
Better check to see if the person is still stranded in the bathroom.
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Not if that person was her boss!
laugh out loud
They actually transferred my boss to another place for a while so he is very, very rarely here. I am so happy Big Grin Weird how the system works, but he is like my boss but not really.... I have a main boss and then this guy that poos all the time, he used to be my boss but now I guess he is more like a supervisor or something. On the organizational chart we are actually on the same line.


Speaking of poo, my supervisor went in the bathroom and was there for a while. About 20 minutes later the cleaning lady came in, opened they door and said "DIOS MIO!!!" Roll That means "my God!"
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03-15-2011 at 09:11 AM.
03-15-2011 at 09:11 AM.
Whee
ALL CLOCKS NEED TO ADJUST ALL CLOCKS
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03-15-2011 at 10:17 AM.
03-15-2011 at 10:17 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
laugh out loud
They actually transferred my boss to another place for a while so he is very, very rarely here. I am so happy Big Grin Weird how the system works, but he is like my boss but not really.... I have a main boss and then this guy that poos all the time, he used to be my boss but now I guess he is more like a supervisor or something. On the organizational chart we are actually on the same line.


Speaking of poo, my supervisor went in the bathroom and was there for a while. About 20 minutes later the cleaning lady came in, opened they door and said "DIOS MIO!!!" Roll That means "my God!"

Roll
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SnakePlisken
03-16-2011 at 10:27 AM.
03-16-2011 at 10:27 AM.
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Whee
ALL CLOCKS NEED TO ADJUST ALL CLOCKS
daylight savins time, duh
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03-16-2011 at 11:12 AM.
03-16-2011 at 11:12 AM.
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Whee
ALL CLOCKS NEED TO ADJUST ALL CLOCKS
Sounds rather OCD of them needing to adjust all clocks. Whee
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03-16-2011 at 02:49 PM.
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Sounds rather OCD of them needing to adjust all clocks. Whee
Obsessive Clock Disorder Scratchhead
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03-17-2011 at 05:33 AM.
03-17-2011 at 05:33 AM.
Facepalm

CHECK SOMITHING IS ALSO VENT ON THE BATTOM PART OF THE WARMER
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03-17-2011 at 05:36 AM.
03-17-2011 at 05:36 AM.
florida people can't spell shit
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03-18-2011 at 10:23 AM.
03-18-2011 at 10:23 AM.
So apparently the new way to spell "surgery" is "sirugx"...... pass it on.
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03-18-2011 at 11:02 AM.
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So apparently the new way to spell "surgery" is "sirugx"...... pass it on.

Ogx. Thagx.
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03-18-2011 at 11:05 AM.
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So apparently the new way to spell "surgery" is "sirugx"...... pass it on.

Well, I have seen it abbreviated as "sx" before. Maybe they un-abbreviated it wrong. Dontknow
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03-18-2011 at 11:24 AM.
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Well, I have seen it abbreviated as "sx" before. Maybe they un-abbreviated it wrong. Dontknow
All I can say is that they write it out like this all the time, not type it and that their 1st language is not english.
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03-18-2011 at 12:14 PM.
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All I can say is that they write it out like this all the time, not type it and that their 1st language is not english.

I want some sirugx. I haven't had lunch yet. Eat
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03-18-2011 at 12:50 PM.
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I want some sirugx. I haven't had lunch yet. Eat
Sirugx sounds like something they'd find in my colon. "FD, your Crohns seems to be getting better but the bad news is you have a really large Sirugx and we need to operate STAT."
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