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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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07-07-2011 at 11:48 AM.
07-07-2011 at 11:48 AM.
Quote from Zoe Moon View quoted comment :
Lee1 is doing haiku now?
I see something there
Or is it something not there
Please look! A floor tile!
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07-07-2011 at 11:50 AM.
07-07-2011 at 11:50 AM.
OK, I'm really tired. My haiku there is in reference to the first page... which was from 2009. I figured I'd mock myself before |\/|al gets here.
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07-07-2011 at 02:41 PM.
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Bigeye I wouldn't go around announcing this.......

"Need to be tagged"
Smack You're it!
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07-08-2011 at 09:55 AM.
07-08-2011 at 09:55 AM.
Ohmy

cought is not pulling out, pls check
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07-08-2011 at 09:59 AM.
07-08-2011 at 09:59 AM.
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Ohmy

cought is not pulling out, pls check
I hope cought wore a condom. Don't want any little coughts running around in nine months time. nod
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07-08-2011 at 11:01 AM.
07-08-2011 at 11:01 AM.
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I hope cought wore a condom. Don't want any little coughts running around in nine months time. nod
Well it IS the baby hospital. If we didn't have any little coughts running around, we'd go out of business.
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07-09-2011 at 02:48 AM.
07-09-2011 at 02:48 AM.
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I'm glad Smilie I think of you when I find them sometimes. I think "omg I hope cowgirl isn't drinking milk when she reads this or else it is coming out her nose" lol. Back to work on Tuesday, I am sure there will be some more waiting.
awwww!!! that's so sweet! hug

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Bigeye I wouldn't go around announcing this.......

"Need to be tagged"
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Smack You're it!
LOLOLOLOL LMAOLMAOLMAO that's what we need!! A "Tag Your It" thread!!! LMAO

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cought is not pulling out, pls check
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm not touching that one!!
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07-18-2011 at 11:07 AM.
07-18-2011 at 11:07 AM.
Ohmy

WHITE STUFF COMING OUT ICE MACHINE IN NURISHMENT ROOM
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SnakePlisken
07-18-2011 at 11:09 AM.
07-18-2011 at 11:09 AM.
racists!
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07-18-2011 at 11:14 AM.
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Ohmy

WHITE STUFF COMING OUT ICE MACHINE IN NURISHMENT ROOM
Is it Lactating? LMAO
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07-18-2011 at 11:30 AM.
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Ohmy

WHITE STUFF COMING OUT ICE MACHINE IN NURISHMENT ROOM
Don't let Charlie Sheen near it. He might try to snort it.
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07-18-2011 at 11:58 AM.
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racists!
Funniest part about that is about 10 minutes ago I got a call about an ice machine in a different building that had "black stuff" coming out of it.
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Is it Lactating? LMAO
It is on the floor with the new mommies......
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Don't let Charlie Sheen near it. He might try to snort it.
ICE cold! Whee
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07-18-2011 at 12:03 PM.
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Ohmy

WHITE STUFF COMING OUT ICE MACHINE IN NURISHMENT ROOM
Lactating robot wet nurses? Faint
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07-18-2011 at 12:29 PM.
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lactating robot wet nurses? Faint
from mars!!!!
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from mars!!!!
Careful you two. Next thing you know, there will be a Hollywood agent on your doorstep wanting you to write the screenplay.
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