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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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ashcampbell
09-15-2011 at 11:48 AM.
09-15-2011 at 11:48 AM.
I've got one for ya...
"Please replace my CPU with the the one with more memory because I am having issues on my present CPU."
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ForeverDecember
09-28-2011 at 04:49 AM.
09-28-2011 at 04:49 AM.
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need birthing balls pumped
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w3kn
09-28-2011 at 05:02 AM.
09-28-2011 at 05:02 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
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need birthing balls pumped
Can you take care of mine as well?
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cupcake42
09-28-2011 at 05:26 AM.
09-28-2011 at 05:26 AM.
What kinda things can you fix with a FD work order?

Please replace my broken down body with a new healthy one.
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w3kn
09-28-2011 at 05:31 AM.
09-28-2011 at 05:31 AM.
Quote from cupcake42 View quoted comment :
What kinda things can you fix with a FD work order?

Please replace my broken down body with a new healthy one.
You need to word it properly:

brken cupcake nds fix
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Frogstar
09-28-2011 at 07:38 AM.
09-28-2011 at 07:38 AM.
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need birthing balls pumped
Blink

I got nothin'
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09-28-2011 at 11:45 AM.
09-28-2011 at 11:45 AM.
Cold


ice maniche is not making ice
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Putz1103
09-28-2011 at 12:54 PM.
09-28-2011 at 12:54 PM.
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Cold


ice maniche is not making ice
Maniche, You're Fired! Ranting
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ForeverDecember
09-29-2011 at 08:07 AM.
09-29-2011 at 08:07 AM.
Laugh


RACKS RUSTIE AND MILDREW
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Frogstar
09-29-2011 at 08:10 AM.
09-29-2011 at 08:10 AM.
What did Rustie do to deserve that?
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redjen910
09-29-2011 at 08:14 AM.
09-29-2011 at 08:14 AM.
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Laugh


RACKS RUSTIE AND MILDREW
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What did Rustie do to deserve that?
Maybe it's a typo. Maybe they meant RACKS RUSTIE and MILDRED.
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09-29-2011 at 10:32 AM.
09-29-2011 at 10:32 AM.
Quote from redjen910 View quoted comment :
Maybe it's a typo. Maybe they meant RACKS RUSTIE and MILDRED.
Mild Rew sounds like a dish.
"I shall sample the mild rew please"
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Frogstar
09-29-2011 at 10:58 AM.
09-29-2011 at 10:58 AM.
It does Scratchchin
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09-29-2011 at 11:21 AM.
09-29-2011 at 11:21 AM.
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Mild Rew sounds like a dish.
"I shall sample the mild rew please"
Even the mild rew is too much for me. I just go with the traditional rew.
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09-30-2011 at 10:46 AM.
09-30-2011 at 10:46 AM.
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Doors when closing slam to hard make loud slamannoying to patients
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