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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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09-30-2011 at 10:58 AM.
09-30-2011 at 10:58 AM.
Slam!
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09-30-2011 at 10:59 AM.
09-30-2011 at 10:59 AM.
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Doors when closing slam to hard make loud slamannoying to patients
Facepalm So close to being accurate, but yet SO far!
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09-30-2011 at 11:06 AM.
09-30-2011 at 11:06 AM.
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Facepalm So close to being accurate, but yet SO far!
Yeah, that one wasn't as bad but it is pretty funny to read.
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09-30-2011 at 11:48 AM.
09-30-2011 at 11:48 AM.
bulb


the light
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09-30-2011 at 11:54 AM.
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the light
It's hard to type up a work order in the dark, you know!
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10-01-2011 at 10:34 AM.
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the light
Write back "Go towards it"
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10-03-2011 at 07:56 AM.
10-03-2011 at 07:56 AM.
TOESTER strikes again!!!!


TOESTER IN THE CAFETERIA NOT WORKING
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10-03-2011 at 08:01 AM.
10-03-2011 at 08:01 AM.
Autumn's toes aren't working again? Ranting
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10-03-2011 at 08:07 AM.
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TOESTER strikes again!!!!


TOESTER IN THE CAFETERIA NOT WORKING
Wow. Those toesters are unreliable. Maybe the hospital should invest in some traditional toasters; they seem to work better.
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10-03-2011 at 08:27 PM.
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Wow. Those toesters are unreliable. Maybe the hospital should invest in some traditional toasters; they seem to work better.
Or at least some fingersters.
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10-04-2011 at 05:59 AM.
10-04-2011 at 05:59 AM.
Boxing I'll be taking bets out back behind the dumpster after 1pm


temp track vs. refrigerator
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10-04-2011 at 08:23 AM.
10-04-2011 at 08:23 AM.
Hm, refrigerator has mass going for it, but temp track has it beat in range.
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10-11-2011 at 09:41 AM.
10-11-2011 at 09:41 AM.
wave


please hand in manager office
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10-11-2011 at 10:02 AM.
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please hand in manager office
your manager is getting fired?
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10-14-2011 at 09:21 AM.
10-14-2011 at 09:21 AM.
look around


check load speraker in decontam.
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