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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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10-14-2011 at 09:23 AM.
10-14-2011 at 09:23 AM.
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look around


check load speraker in decontam.
Huh
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10-14-2011 at 09:31 AM.
10-14-2011 at 09:31 AM.
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look around


check load speraker in decontam.
I'm on it.
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Zoe Moon
10-14-2011 at 10:22 AM.
10-14-2011 at 10:22 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
look around


check load speraker in decontam.
How on earth does anything in your hospital get fixed? Or are the repair guys fluent in gibberish?
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10-14-2011 at 10:25 AM.
10-14-2011 at 10:25 AM.
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How on earth does anything in your hospital get fixed? Or are the repair guys fluent in gibberish?
Teehee
Usually they just go see the person and ask them what is wrong, or they get to the area and can plainly see it.

This one was for a speaker that was not loud enough during a recent announcement nod
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10-14-2011 at 11:28 AM.
10-14-2011 at 11:28 AM.
Confused


REVEOME A SCRIPT FROM THE AIR VENT



..... and the solution to above issue? "vent on bath ceiling had swastica scratched into paint. Took down, repainted and reinstalled vent cover"
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10-14-2011 at 02:59 PM.
10-14-2011 at 02:59 PM.
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Confused


REVEOME A SCRIPT FROM THE AIR VENT



..... and the solution to above issue? "vent on bath ceiling had swastica scratched into paint. Took down, repainted and reinstalled vent cover"
Man, nothing worse than a virus on your vent in the bathroom.
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10-20-2011 at 12:56 PM.
10-20-2011 at 12:56 PM.
:shrug: Not much for today, just three:

VCR it's off it rack


SHOWER NOT WORKING PROPERLY NO HOT WATER ( ONLY A SMALL WATER DROPS COMES OUT )


need paint steel blade locate in the patio leg table
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10-20-2011 at 01:38 PM.
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:shrug: Not much for today, just three:

VCR it's off it rack


SHOWER NOT WORKING PROPERLY NO HOT WATER ( ONLY A SMALL WATER DROPS COMES OUT )


need paint steel blade locate in the patio leg table
Wait. Something is wrong. Those are decipherable. EEK!
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10-20-2011 at 02:57 PM.
10-20-2011 at 02:57 PM.
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SHOWER NOT WORKING PROPERLY NO HOT WATER ( ONLY A SMALL WATER DROPS COMES OUT )
Please get bigger water drops kthx.
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10-20-2011 at 05:31 PM.
10-20-2011 at 05:31 PM.
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Wait. Something is wrong. Those are decipherable. EEK!
I agree:

- The VCR has gone crazy

- The shower has a UTI

- The man you need to assassinate has arrived at the designated location
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10-24-2011 at 10:40 AM.
10-24-2011 at 10:40 AM.
Stick Out Tongue


It's the bases warmer.
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10-24-2011 at 11:07 AM.
10-24-2011 at 11:07 AM.
And some more:

broken recliner green


baby tray needs to be looked at nurse was hit with tray


curting is off track
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10-24-2011 at 11:26 AM.
10-24-2011 at 11:26 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
And some more:

broken recliner green


baby tray needs to be looked at nurse was hit with tray

curting is off track
Does this remind anyone else of the good old Loony Tunes where they would pick up the broken item that hit someone instead of the body lying right next to the item?
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10-24-2011 at 11:36 AM.
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Does this remind anyone else of the good old Loony Tunes where they would pick up the broken item that hit someone instead of the body lying right next to the item?
and a big ol' knot would pop up on their head and they would see stars.
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10-24-2011 at 11:51 AM.
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and a big ol' knot would pop up on their head and they would see stars.
I'm glad all that cartoonery transfers directly into real life. I was worried.
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