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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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Zoe Moon
10-24-2011 at 12:36 PM.
10-24-2011 at 12:36 PM.
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And some more:

broken recliner green


baby tray needs to be looked at nurse was hit with tray


curting is off track
Wow, that's one mean baby.
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10-31-2011 at 08:33 AM.
10-31-2011 at 08:33 AM.
Alright, so this one isn't a work order, but nonetheless funny.
I was reading the menu for this week in the cafeteria and this is what they are offering today:

Chicken w/Red
Pepper Mouse

Thursday they are offering: Roasted Redskins
and Saturday: Old Fashion Vegetable
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10-31-2011 at 08:39 AM.
10-31-2011 at 08:39 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright, so this one isn't a work order, but nonetheless funny.
I was reading the menu for this week in the cafeteria and this is what they are offering today:

Chicken w/Red
Pepper Mouse

Thursday they are offering: Roasted Redskins
and Saturday: Old Fashion Vegetable
I would've thought you worked in Buffalo with that one. laugh out loud
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10-31-2011 at 09:01 AM.
10-31-2011 at 09:01 AM.
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I would've thought you worked in Buffalo with that one. laugh out loud
I was hoping someone would find it as funny as I did. I laughed pretty hard.
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11-02-2011 at 08:00 AM.
11-02-2011 at 08:00 AM.
Confused


I put in a WO#873289 for the bain marie I ask for it to be remover but frist we want to know how hard will it be to remover it
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11-02-2011 at 08:03 AM.
11-02-2011 at 08:03 AM.
wtf??
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11-02-2011 at 08:41 AM.
11-02-2011 at 08:41 AM.
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Confused


I put in a WO#873289 for the brain marie I ask for it to be remover but frist we want to know how hard will it be to remover it
Rather obvious once you think about it.

Wait...

OMG RUN!!!! THEY ARE ZOMBIES WANTING BRAINS!!! Whee
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11-02-2011 at 10:03 AM.
11-02-2011 at 10:03 AM.
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wtf??
Exactly. I thought the same thing.
Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
Rather obvious once you think about it.

Wait...

OMG RUN!!!! THEY ARE ZOMBIES WANTING BRAINS!!! Whee
Come work for me. I shall create a job for you entitled "work order decrypting specialist II"
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11-02-2011 at 10:15 AM.
11-02-2011 at 10:15 AM.
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Come work for me. I shall create a job for you entitled "work order decrypting specialist II"
Would I get the uninsured rate or will I be stuck with the "in network" negotiated rate? LMAO
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11-02-2011 at 03:36 PM.
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Confused


I put in a WO#873289 for the bain marie I ask for it to be remover but frist we want to know how hard will it be to remover it
Wait, wot? They can spell bain marie correctly but can't spell removed, first and remove? Scratchhead
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11-08-2011 at 10:56 AM.
11-08-2011 at 10:56 AM.
Not much good today:



put toget a suture cart


light in blown in the hallway area and the on in the bathroom is blinking in and out


need plastic cornor covers for chip desk in PAT dept thanks
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12-06-2011 at 05:59 AM.
12-06-2011 at 05:59 AM.
I've been out for a while with some sinus junk, have some stuff I saved, getting around to posting them. Here's one:

I will like to talk to one of the guys
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12-06-2011 at 06:31 AM.
12-06-2011 at 06:31 AM.
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I've been out for a while with some sinus junk, have some stuff I saved, getting around to posting them. Here's one:

I will like to talk to one of the guys
Either you have a bad reputation OR they are looking for a Christmas time boyfriend.
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12-06-2011 at 12:32 PM.
12-06-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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I will like to talk to one of the guys
Rather presumptuous.
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12-14-2011 at 05:11 AM.
12-14-2011 at 05:11 AM.
Good morning Yawn


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