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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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04-17-2012 at 12:14 PM.
04-17-2012 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
SHOWER WANT TURN ON

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I know I'm way off topic, but that phrasing just reminded me of one of my friends who got the XBox Kinect and spent half an hour saying "XBOX TURN ON!" trying to get it to power up...LMAO
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04-17-2012 at 10:03 PM.
04-17-2012 at 10:03 PM.
Quote from beanqueen View quoted comment :
I know I'm way off topic, but that phrasing just reminded me of one of my friends who got the XBox Kinect and spent half an hour saying "XBOX TURN ON!" trying to get it to power up...LMAO
See, they needed to put the xbox in the shower.
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ForeverDecember
04-24-2012 at 09:45 AM.
04-24-2012 at 09:45 AM.
Two separate calls from two separate floors, both on the same day:

ICE MACHINE HAS NO ICE


ICE MACHINE DISPENSING LOTS OF ICE
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04-24-2012 at 12:19 PM.
04-24-2012 at 12:19 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Two separate calls from two separate floors, both on the same day:

ICE MACHINE HAS NO ICE


ICE MACHINE DISPENSING LOTS OF ICE
Maybe you should get them to mate and hopefully produce an ice machine baby that produces an adequate amount of ice
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04-24-2012 at 02:00 PM.
04-24-2012 at 02:00 PM.
It's a wormhole Whee
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04-25-2012 at 05:41 AM.
04-25-2012 at 05:41 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Two separate calls from two separate floors, both on the same day:

ICE MACHINE HAS NO ICE


ICE MACHINE DISPENSING LOTS OF ICE

Solution: Cut hole in floor so the excess ice falls into the machine that has no ice.
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04-25-2012 at 10:18 AM.
04-25-2012 at 10:18 AM.
Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
Solution: Cut hole in floor so the excess ice falls into the machine that has no ice.
What if the machine that has the ice is on a floor below the machine that doesn't have ice?
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04-25-2012 at 10:20 AM.
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What if the machine that has the ice is on a floor below the machine that doesn't have ice?
Physical properties moves machines, not I. Smilie
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04-25-2012 at 10:35 AM.
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
What if the machine that has the ice is on a floor below the machine that doesn't have ice?
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05-01-2012 at 11:29 AM.
05-01-2012 at 11:29 AM.
Attention readers of the "ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls" thread:
You have 24 days left before this thread will no longer be updated. I put in my resignation last week. I hope to have some good stuff for you before I leave.


From today:
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05-01-2012 at 11:31 AM.
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Attention readers of the "ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls" thread:
You have 24 days left before this thread will no longer be updated. I put in my resignation last week. I hope to have some good stuff for you before I leave.


From today:
airfreshener
First off, should I be happy or sad that you are leaving this job?

Secondly, knowing your office locale, you put in that work order, didn't you. laugh out loud
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05-01-2012 at 11:37 AM.
05-01-2012 at 11:37 AM.
24 days?!? Your request is hereby denied for insufficient notification period Nono2
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05-01-2012 at 11:37 AM.
05-01-2012 at 11:37 AM.
Quote from marg_fan View quoted comment :
First off, should I be happy or sad that you are leaving this job?

Secondly, knowing your office locale, you put in that work order, didn't you. laugh out loud
Happy. My husband got a great job so we are moving. I am nervous but excited. I do not yet have another job lined up.

Teehee mayyybeeee
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05-01-2012 at 11:46 AM.
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Happy. My husband got a great job so we are moving. I am nervous but excited. I do not yet have another job lined up.
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Congrats-ish!
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05-01-2012 at 11:47 AM.
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Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Happy. My husband got a great job so we are moving. I am nervous but excited. I do not yet have another job lined up.

Teehee mayyybeeee
Moving? Forget the job. Find a good doctor or two. Definitely find one who specializes in virtual colonoscopy technologies nod
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