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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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daisee
05-11-2012 at 08:10 PM.
05-11-2012 at 08:10 PM.
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The beeper took out a toilet? Bigeye

I once threw my husband beeper in the toilet. (like 12 years ago, when people actually used beepers) It didn't break the toilet.

That must have been a powerful beeper!
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ForeverDecember
05-11-2012 at 08:25 PM.
05-11-2012 at 08:25 PM.
The work order completion comments came across my desk today and it said "bye bye!"
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Zoe Moon
05-11-2012 at 08:57 PM.
05-11-2012 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from Frogstar View quoted comment :
The beeper took out a toilet? Bigeye
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
The work order completion comments came across my desk today and it said "bye bye!"
Sadbye Toilet, he loved to flush. Weeping







Or was that bye bye for you FD?
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marg_fan
05-12-2012 at 02:07 AM.
05-12-2012 at 02:07 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
The work order completion comments came across my desk today and it said "bye bye!"
Bigeye I guess the person processing the work orders finally snapped from the strain of deciphering them.

I'd lay low for the rest of your time there or at least wear some body armor. Hide
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05-16-2012 at 04:52 AM.
05-16-2012 at 04:52 AM.
Alright, so I have a question. If it isn't locked, and it isn't unlocked, then wtf is it?

locker is broken unable to lock or unlock;



Also from today, I wonder how in the hell they know this:
Toilets in bathrooms flushing with very hot water
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Majide
05-16-2012 at 07:08 AM.
05-16-2012 at 07:08 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright, so I have a question. If it isn't locked, and it isn't unlocked, then wtf is it?

locker is broken unable to lock or unlock;



Also from today, I wonder how in the hell they know this:
Toilets in bathrooms flushing with very hot water
laugh out loud I don't know about the first one, but the hot water toilets made me laugh! Roll
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05-16-2012 at 07:29 AM.
05-16-2012 at 07:29 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright, so I have a question. If it isn't locked, and it isn't unlocked, then wtf is it?

locker is broken unable to lock or unlock;
Maybe it's in a quantum state where it's both, until the guy goes to fix it.
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Also from today, I wonder how in the hell they know this:
Toilets in bathrooms flushing with very hot water
Men's room?
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zhongyao
05-16-2012 at 07:52 AM.
05-16-2012 at 07:52 AM.
It's gonna blow!
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The Llama
05-16-2012 at 08:43 AM.
05-16-2012 at 08:43 AM.
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Maybe it's in a quantum state where it's both, until the guy goes to fix it.

Men's room?
Ahh, Schrodinger's Lock. A Classic.
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05-16-2012 at 09:55 AM.
05-16-2012 at 09:55 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Alright, so I have a question. If it isn't locked, and it isn't unlocked, then wtf is it?

locker is broken unable to lock or unlock;
It is called an overhead storage bin

Quote from ForeverDcember View quoted comment :
Also from today, I wonder how in the hell they know this:
Toilets in bathrooms flushing with very hot water
Using the toilet as a bidet? Dontknow

Elderly gentleman with a very saggy scrotum?
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05-16-2012 at 11:50 AM.
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Elderly gentleman with a very saggy scrotum?
Lol, this one has my vote!
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05-22-2012 at 08:33 AM.
05-22-2012 at 08:33 AM.
The time is creeping closer my friends Sadwalk Here are a few from today:

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LINEN HARPER NOT STAYING OPEN
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05-22-2012 at 09:12 AM.
05-22-2012 at 09:12 AM.
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The time is creeping closer my friends Sadwalk Here are a few from today:

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LINEN HARPER NOT STAYING OPEN
Someone found a way to shut Valerie Harper up by stuffing her full of linens? I mean other than Sandy Duncan and the network [imdb.com].*







*If you got the reference, you may be an old fart.
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05-22-2012 at 09:07 PM.
05-22-2012 at 09:07 PM.
Everyone knows that The Linen Harper is everyone's favorite 24 hr Irish pub. Well, it WAS.
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05-25-2012 at 05:15 AM.
05-25-2012 at 05:15 AM.
Sadwalk
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