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Free password manager from Windscribe VPN

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...so that you don't have to.





Innovation. Creation. Disruption. Genius. Four little words that sum up the entirety of Windscribe's existence. Over the years, we've built numerous standalone products that have helped millions of people around the globe access the internet safely and easily. Once again, it's our time to revolutionize the security landscape and alter the very way that the human brain works for the better. This is the dawn of a new era of global security. This is the dawn of Windpass.



The Story of Windpass

Windpass is the culmination of 2 whole months of research and development. The project cost next to nothing, used up almost no company resources, and was developed by one lady with six cats who lives out of a tent in our underground parking garage. The result is security software that is 100% (literally 100%) unbreakable, unhackable, and unleakable. We can say with absolute certainty that it is the most secure software on Earth. Don't believe us? Windpass is open source, so you can see for yourself.



So... what is Windpass?

Well, in our humble opinion, Windpass is simply the greatest password management system ever created. While other companies leave themselves vulnerable to attack by storing your data in the cloud or on a server in Middelfart, Denmark, we innovated a brilliant workaround by not storing your passwords in any form whatsoever.

Sound impossible? Maybe for our competition. But at Windscribe, we worked with leading graduates from the M.I.T. Philosophy department to ensure that all of your passwords are stored via Quantum Superposition in a simultaneous state of both existence and non-existence. What's more, we have implemented the world's first zero knowledge encryption system, that doesn't even rely on encryption because you can't encrypt what doesn't exist. This means that if we don't store it, it can't be leaked. Hello, Dr. Schrodinger? Your password manager is here.



FREE for all Windscribe Users!

As a trusted Windscribe user, we want you to be the first to try out Windpass, free for life at no cost to yourself. That's right. Lifetime Pro memberships for all of you. But that's not all! We've also hidden a special deal within the Windpass app that will get you a deep discount on Windscribe Pro. Free + cheap = savings… the math doesn't lie. Seriously, we checked.

It's innovative , it's creative, it's disruptive, it's genius. It's Windpass, and it's here to keep your passwords safe (by not keeping them at all). Simply put, it's revolutionary.



Random Fact

"Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood."


Link: https://www.windpass.pro/

Introducing Windpass: Forget everything you know about password management! https://youtu.be/TTa1alT8ZG4
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We forgot your password
...so that you don't have to.





Innovation. Creation. Disruption. Genius. Four little words that sum up the entirety of Windscribe's existence. Over the years, we've built numerous standalone products that have helped millions of people around the globe access the internet safely and easily. Once again, it's our time to revolutionize the security landscape and alter the very way that the human brain works for the better. This is the dawn of a new era of global security. This is the dawn of Windpass.



The Story of Windpass

Windpass is the culmination of 2 whole months of research and development. The project cost next to nothing, used up almost no company resources, and was developed by one lady with six cats who lives out of a tent in our underground parking garage. The result is security software that is 100% (literally 100%) unbreakable, unhackable, and unleakable. We can say with absolute certainty that it is the most secure software on Earth. Don't believe us? Windpass is open source, so you can see for yourself.



So... what is Windpass?

Well, in our humble opinion, Windpass is simply the greatest password management system ever created. While other companies leave themselves vulnerable to attack by storing your data in the cloud or on a server in Middelfart, Denmark, we innovated a brilliant workaround by not storing your passwords in any form whatsoever.

Sound impossible? Maybe for our competition. But at Windscribe, we worked with leading graduates from the M.I.T. Philosophy department to ensure that all of your passwords are stored via Quantum Superposition in a simultaneous state of both existence and non-existence. What's more, we have implemented the world's first zero knowledge encryption system, that doesn't even rely on encryption because you can't encrypt what doesn't exist. This means that if we don't store it, it can't be leaked. Hello, Dr. Schrodinger? Your password manager is here.



FREE for all Windscribe Users!

As a trusted Windscribe user, we want you to be the first to try out Windpass, free for life at no cost to yourself. That's right. Lifetime Pro memberships for all of you. But that's not all! We've also hidden a special deal within the Windpass app that will get you a deep discount on Windscribe Pro. Free + cheap = savings… the math doesn't lie. Seriously, we checked.

It's innovative , it's creative, it's disruptive, it's genius. It's Windpass, and it's here to keep your passwords safe (by not keeping them at all). Simply put, it's revolutionary.



Random Fact

"Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood."


Link: https://www.windpass.pro/

Introducing Windpass: Forget everything you know about password management! https://youtu.be/TTa1alT8ZG4

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Apr 1, 2023
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freshsqueezed
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That sounds like some special kind of program that was built by one woman and her six cats, in only 2 months.

If you are in the market for a service like this, choose wisely and go with a company with a proven track record for security. Imagine all of you passwords being exposed...

Obviously April 1st joke, cut me some some slack I just woke up! Lol
Last edited by freshsqueezed April 1, 2023 at 06:28 AM.
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LavenderSunflower
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Thanks and Repped! OP!

I really appreciate the sound effects when I enter something on their site.


They're just, well, um.....





fartastic!

laugh out loud
Last edited by RenegadeDrummer April 1, 2023 at 06:07 AM.
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Checks date LMAO
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blahbleh
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I'm fooled every year by Windscribe's jokes on April 1st already knowing that its April 1st 🙄
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Wind Pass lol
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TheEdge
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I'm a Windscribe subscriber, but I forgot my password. Will this help?
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I went Nuclear Code brown....Im a monster!
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Wulfrax
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I will also store your password, for free.
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BeautifulVest1304
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Imagine if a total stranger knocked on your front door and said that he can hold all your keys, cash and jewelry for you in a safe place, for no charge whatsoever. Just put them in this little bag that I have right here. Trust me, I will not tell anyone and I'll give them back when you need them.
Last edited by BeautifulVest1304 April 1, 2023 at 09:27 AM.
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shortprong
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Quote from Wulfrax :
I will also store your password, for free.
Thanks. My Password is password123. If I forget it, I will reach out to you.
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Pass your *ish. I mean Wind. Hilarious. 🤣🤣
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Ironically WindPass is a legit software product By Arcgis software developer ESRi.

Loll @ that

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