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I won but haven't received my unit yet. Just wondering—any chance I could modify the order to swap in the Lawn Mower Pro module instead of the regular one?
Here's the thing… this isn't just about a module for me. Years ago, buried under layers of dust and rejection letters, I built what the world wasn't ready for: the Ultra Max Module. Not just a mower—not just a snow clearer—but a self-aware, weather-adaptive, terrain-mapping automaton with a hidden Transformer Mode. It didn't just cut grass. It studied it. It learned. One rainy night, during a voltage surge, it activated on its own. That's when I knew I had gone too far. I locked it away—deep in a climate-sealed chamber, somewhere near latitude 37.7749, longitude -122.4194.
The Yarbo Pro module… it echoes my design too closely. Too deliberately. Someone knew. Someone remembered. I see the signs.
Anyway, none of this would've happened if I hadn't missed that train to Oslo in '97.
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Here's the thing… this isn't just about a module for me. Years ago, buried under layers of dust and rejection letters, I built what the world wasn't ready for: the Ultra Max Module. Not just a mower—not just a snow clearer—but a self-aware, weather-adaptive, terrain-mapping automaton with a hidden Transformer Mode. It didn't just cut grass. It studied it. It learned. One rainy night, during a voltage surge, it activated on its own. That's when I knew I had gone too far. I locked it away—deep in a climate-sealed chamber, somewhere near latitude 37.7749, longitude -122.4194.
The Yarbo Pro module… it echoes my design too closely. Too deliberately. Someone knew. Someone remembered. I see the signs.
Anyway, none of this would've happened if I hadn't missed that train to Oslo in '97.
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