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100-Pk 3.5"x2" "You Parked Like an Idiot" Business Cards

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ParthImpex via Amazon has 100-Pack 3.5"x2" PARTH iMPEX You Parked Like an Idiot Bad Parking Business Cards on sale for $6.50. Shipping is free with Prime or on $35+ orders.

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  • You Parked Like an Idiot Cards, Smooth Surface, 14PT Thick Cardstock Paper.
  • 3.5" x 2" , Rounded Corners (Standard Business Card Size)

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ParthImpex via Amazon has 100-Pack 3.5"x2" PARTH iMPEX You Parked Like an Idiot Bad Parking Business Cards on sale for $6.50. Shipping is free with Prime or on $35+ orders.

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About this item:
  • You Parked Like an Idiot Cards, Smooth Surface, 14PT Thick Cardstock Paper.
  • 3.5" x 2" , Rounded Corners (Standard Business Card Size)

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thanatossassin
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Found the shitty parker
WiseField749
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While I agree with your sentiment, many of us in property management or parking lot security literally are the "parking police".
And while it's never been my responsibility, I've always felt uncomfortable with the idea of towing people or stickering car windows for the smallest infractions.
Like, I get it if someone is parked in a handicapped parking spot, you need to do something major, but someone who parked over the line (especially if they are a new driver) deserves something non destructive before resorting to stickers or worse
ZForce915
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Do these come with a stepladder for all the pavement princesses with lifted trucks?

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SpyderZJun 29, 2026 06:23 AM
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If I thought they'd actually Think about their stupidity I'd consider such a thing. ;P
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Quote from sounderSD :
Don't do it folks. You're not the parking police. Give your fellow parker a smile and take it easy
Found the shitty parker
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Quote from sounderSD :
Don't do it folks. You're not the parking police. Give your fellow parker a smile and take it easy
Go watch Cart Narcs
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These will pair well with my Birkenstocks.
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Quote from sounderSD :
Don't do it folks. You're not the parking police. Give your fellow parker a smile and take it easy
While I agree with your sentiment, many of us in property management or parking lot security literally are the "parking police".
And while it's never been my responsibility, I've always felt uncomfortable with the idea of towing people or stickering car windows for the smallest infractions.
Like, I get it if someone is parked in a handicapped parking spot, you need to do something major, but someone who parked over the line (especially if they are a new driver) deserves something non destructive before resorting to stickers or worse
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Do these come with a stepladder for all the pavement princesses with lifted trucks?
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DanRunsNYCJun 29, 2026 02:31 PM
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Gonna need a larger pack with all the brainstorms I see out there..
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SplendidBanana6138Jun 29, 2026 04:35 PM
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Thanks! I liked the card idea until I visited this Reddit, and the ugliness turned my stomach. I'll avoid.
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Guess you've never been NYC. I am getting these for illegal parking of NYPD vehicles.

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Don't do it folks. You're not the parking police. Give your fellow parker a smile and take it easy
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WRXTuanJun 29, 2026 04:39 PM
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One of our coworkers just sucks at parking. Had a colleague use superglue and slap one of these on the rear passenger window of the car and it was there for weeks until the rain washed the paper away. Some people just don't pay attention at all.
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Too car-centric. They need need reasons like parking in a crosswalk or bike lane.
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What a fun way to get shot!
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Quote from WiseField749 :
While I agree with your sentiment, many of us in property management or parking lot security literally are the "parking police".
And while it's never been my responsibility, I've always felt uncomfortable with the idea of towing people or stickering car windows for the smallest infractions.
Like, I get it if someone is parked in a handicapped parking spot, you need to do something major, but someone who parked over the line (especially if they are a new driver) deserves something non destructive before resorting to stickers or worse
Yeah, that makes sense, but do you think there will be any behavior change or self-reflection after anonymously receiving a random card that says "you parked like an idiot"? If you are in property management / parking security, I expect it would be much more impactful if you made your own warning / notice and clearly identify it as something from the property management.

I expect this will just piss off the person who has already demonstrated that they don't care about other people and could lead to even more unwanted behavior like littering (the card), confrontation, roadrage, etc. Placing these cards may be cathartic, but I just don't see it being helpful at all.

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