RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Chocoholics Anonymous - okay, well, it's not REALLY anonymous... close enough...

Hi eveyone!! First I want to thank you all for thinking of me. I really appreciate it! I made the farking title I you Mal!!!!

Thank you LL and Paint for keeping in contact with me in the ER all night and keeping everyone updated and telling me it would be ok. (btw Paint, the Alka-Selzer did.not.work. )

I went to the cable company yesterday to get a new box. When I opened the door to go in (wearing flip flops) the door edge got caught between my little toe and 4th toe while swinging open. It pulled the little toe bone out of joint and tore the skin beween the toes causing an avulsion. You could see EVERYTHING inside. (gross) So my toe was basically hanging off the side of my foot. I tried to walk back to the truck but the next thing I know I'm sitting on the sidewalk crying with my poor DD who was trying to call people from my cel phone. Security came out and called an ambulance and applied pressure to try and stop the bleeding. My Dad came right away because he works right down the street but they made me take the ambulance because of the bleeding. In the ambulance they pulled the toe up and wrapped and taped it tight. I went into respitory distress so I guess it was good I went with them.
The ER was packed so it was hours until I was seen. They were able to pop the toe back into joint (x-ray showed no breaks) and the Dr. used skin glue to close up the rip. It started bleeding last night through the bandaging and this morning it is opened up partially. I have an appointment at 3:30 with a plastic surgeon to suture the whole thing closed. The skin glue just won't do it. I am blessed that it turned out "minor" and I can keep my toe.....you know you kind of get attatched to your appendages Oh I have the creepy blue shoe and crutches

So I should be on later after I get fixed up and we can talk about Sex toys, dick cereal, Amazon, unwanted hair, dinner at LL's, how magnificent Mal is, Frederick's, ham, The Beatles, whatever.....I love you ALL....And thank you again. Talk to you soon.

Let's add a twist and have one of the statements be dick related in Moots honor!

1. I think David Beckham has a big dick
2. I like my hubby's hairy butt
3. I like man boobs
4. I've eaten cow brain

Hm... it's between 1 and 3 for me. You do have your quirks, so 3 isn't out of the question.

I think it's number 3 - what woman could like man boobs?

There are people out there that like all kinds of weird stuff

Yeah, I know. But moobs?

Hey Mal, you work for an insurance company right?

Is it a national company?