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Every single thing about this sign offends me--now it can offend other people! Pic #80!

26,658 2,340 July 26, 2010 at 04:20 PM
My HOA put up this little gem over the weekend near the entrance to our development (facing in, so you see it as you drive out).


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1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.

2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.

3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!

4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?

Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.

GodDAMN I hate HOAs. Ranting
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idkist
07-26-2010 at 04:22 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:22 PM.
Fling some poo at it!
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veritablequandary
07-26-2010 at 04:23 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:23 PM.
What I want to do is go vandalize it somehow. I haven't spent the time to figure out what else I could spell with those letters, though.
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emelvee
07-26-2010 at 04:24 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:24 PM.
I hate red exclamation points as well. Mad

It's not unusual for an association to restrict when you can put out trash, though I've never seen a sign about it. I assume 6:00 pm is established so that it's after many people are home from work and won't see the "hideous" trash cans. And they probably don't want to have to change the time during other parts of the year.
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Clivefrog
07-26-2010 at 04:24 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:24 PM.
In B4 some lame pun.
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07-26-2010 at 04:25 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:25 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
What I want to do is go vandalize it somehow. I haven't spent the time to figure out what else I could spell with those letters, though.
^this... there has to be a very good message that you can make with those letters.
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veritablequandary
07-26-2010 at 04:26 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:26 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
It's not unusual for an association to restrict when you can put out trash, though I've never seen a sign about it.
I mean, if they really felt it was worth buying a sign then there are other issues they could have addressed first. The one about the bags vs. cans/bins is a good one--over half the people who live in this development put out bare bags & the squirrels and crows have a freaking field day with them!

Then there are the rednecks up the circle a bit who routinely put out appliances but don't call for a pickup... so the washer/dryer/dishwasher/oven/etc. sits there for days...

Mad
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emelvee
07-26-2010 at 04:27 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:27 PM.
I also hate missing apostrophes...don't they know that?
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Schooby
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
Our city used to have an "after noon the day before" ruling for putting out garbage. But I also agree with the people who put out trash in just bags is a much worse offense.
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emelvee
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
In B4 some lame pun.
I'm trying to collect my thoughts. I don't want to waste everyone's time on bad puns.


Ok, that second sentence is a lie.
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.teri.
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:28 PM.
Did you recently get a new HOA president? Nothing worse than a bored busybody with too much time on their hands getting a little bit of power.

A main factor in choosing the house I just bought was that there isn't an HOA.
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07-26-2010 at 04:31 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:31 PM.
Quote from .teri. :
Did you recently get a new HOA president? Nothing worse than a bored busybody with too much time on their hands getting a little bit of power.

A main factor in choosing the house I just bought was that there isn't an HOA.
I'm not sure--there is a guy who walks around the neighborhood all the time giving the hairy eyeball to every single house. He's also always out watering the flowers in the common areas and such.

Last month we got a nasty letter from the HOA bitching about a wheelchair that's behind our neighbor's fence. We ignored it & they sent another one threatening to fine us daily, AND retroactively, if we didn't remove it or tell them who was responsible for its removal.

I'm like, how about you come ASK ME when you see me watering my peppers in the evenings? Or is that not passive-aggressive enough for you?
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07-26-2010 at 04:31 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:31 PM.
ok, the project for the day now is to come up with a new saying with those letters. Smilie

Oh, and VQ needs to post pics of the sign after he changes it. Smilie
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.teri.
07-26-2010 at 04:37 PM.
07-26-2010 at 04:37 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm not sure--there is a guy who walks around the neighborhood all the time giving the hairy eyeball to every single house. He's also always out watering the flowers in the common areas and such.

Last month we got a nasty letter from the HOA bitching about a wheelchair that's behind our neighbor's fence. We ignored it & they sent another one threatening to fine us daily, AND retroactively, if we didn't remove it or tell them who was responsible for its removal.

I'm like, how about you come ASK ME when you see me watering my peppers in the evenings? Or is that not passive-aggressive enough for you?
So they must think it belongs to you then? Do you have to answer a letter asking about something that isn't even on your property?
Quote from Schooby :
ok, the project for the day now is to come up with a new saying with those letters. Smilie

Oh, and VQ needs to post pics of the sign after he changes it. Smilie
Coverlaugh I already came up with something but I would surely get a warning if I posted it LMAO
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