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Every single thing about this sign offends me--now it can offend other people! Pic #80!
July 26, 2010 at
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My HOA put up this little gem over the weekend near the entrance to our development (facing in, so you see it as you drive out).
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1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.
2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.
3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!
4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?
Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.
GodDAMN I hate HOAs.
Attachment 393924
1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.
2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.
3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!
4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?
Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.
GodDAMN I hate HOAs.
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Or, swap the 6 with one of the 4s and start setting your trash out any time after 4.
OUR HOA SUCKS BUTT B4 6PM!
-PIP"
Some guy named Pip takes the fall and you still get "DNT PT THE NIGHT 4 DY" for extras!
A puny pimp dick stabbed north up through 464 mittens.
You'll still have "dnt" leftover, but you could stick them to your buttcheeks, bend over, and spell "dont" (no apostrophe), if you find it useful in some way.
monorangutan will find it useful.>ENR<
DO T PU R OUT B 6PM NGT B4 PCK-UP DAY
THIS THREAD IS 4 THE WIN!
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Hm sorry uptight mutt odd but pink Babies cant reed
This one leaves lots of letters unused, but it makes your point:
HOA - No bitchie sign b4 ask u butt
I would. I think this is my favorite, thus far...
A northbound thug barbecued kitty in sperm spit.
Hm sorry uptight mutt odd but pink Babies cant reed
This one leaves lots of letters unused, but it makes your point:
HOA - No bitchie sign b4 ask u butt
OUR HOA SUCKS BUTT B4 6PM!
-PIP"
Some guy named Pip takes the fall and you still get "DNT PT THE NIGHT 4 DY" for extras!
Just out of curiosity what kind of charges (if any) would I face here if I got caught?
Just out of curiosity what kind of charges (if any) would I face here if I got caught?
they're gonna charge you by the letter....reverse wheel of fortune
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the limit is 35 characters and this was something like 41 but you could try it in two sets.
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the limit is 35 characters and this was something like 41 but you could try it in two sets.
It's okay though, I have a SlicKitty.
BUTTMUNCHERS
BEING PREPPY
DIKTARD
MONTH!
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BUTTMUNCHERS
BEING PREPPY
DIKTARD
MONTH!
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6 stupid HOA buttmunchers being preppy dikttard 4 month.