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Every single thing about this sign offends me--now it can offend other people! Pic #80!

26,659 2,340 July 26, 2010 at 04:20 PM in Rant (5)
My HOA put up this little gem over the weekend near the entrance to our development (facing in, so you see it as you drive out).


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1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.

2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.

3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!

4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?

Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.

GodDAMN I hate HOAs. Ranting

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Last Edited by emelvee July 26, 2010 at 06:36 PM
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veritablequandary
07-28-2010 at 05:24 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:24 AM.
Ranting The whole sign was gone by the time I headed out at 0800 to get coffee. Mad Mad I have no idea how long it was up. Apparently I misunderestimated how early the stupid old HOA board members wake up in the morning.

Sadwalk I wish I knew if anybody saw it... then again since I did it for my own satisfaction, and I know the person who took down the sign saw it, I guess that's good enough.
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.teri.
07-28-2010 at 05:28 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:28 AM.
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SnakePlisken
07-28-2010 at 05:31 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:31 AM.
Hang in there, I'm sure by the time you turn 15 in a year or 2 you'll hatch up something with um, real pizzazz.
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emelvee
07-28-2010 at 05:36 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:36 AM.
I haven't engaged in petty vandalism in a long time either. The Heartbreakers got mad at me last time I did it.
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07-28-2010 at 05:37 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:37 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
Hang in there, I'm sure by the time you turn 15 in a year or 2 you'll hatch up something with um, real pizzazz.


Thank you for your support.
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emelvee
07-28-2010 at 05:37 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:37 AM.
I know VQ's real name...I wonder if blackmail works on him. Scratchchin
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07-28-2010 at 05:38 AM.
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I know VQ's real name...I wonder if blackmail works on him. Scratchchin
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SnakePlisken
07-28-2010 at 05:38 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:38 AM.
They're 2 gerald fords now?
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07-28-2010 at 05:40 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:40 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
They're 2 gerald fords now?
I know you mayors only drink Hennessey & Courvoisier but some people remember Bartles & Jaymes...
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SnakePlisken
07-28-2010 at 05:41 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:41 AM.
WWJD - what would jesus drink?
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ForeverDecember
07-28-2010 at 05:42 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:42 AM.
Can someone attach the pic? It is blocked at work Sadwalk
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SlicKitty
07-28-2010 at 05:42 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:42 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
I know VQ's real name...I wonder if blackmail works on him. Scratchchin
No.



If you get a wild hair and decide to change it regularly:


Sign stupid
Our money 4 beer and 4nkat
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07-28-2010 at 05:43 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:43 AM.
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Can someone attach the pic? It is blocked at work Sadwalk
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SlicKitty
07-28-2010 at 05:44 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:44 AM.
Here you go.
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07-28-2010 at 05:45 AM.
07-28-2010 at 05:45 AM.
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Can someone attach the pic? It is blocked at work Sadwalk
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Here you go.
Thanks SK. I had to go find the camera w/the card. laugh out loud
Quote from SlicKitty :
No.



If you get a wild hair and decide to change it regularly:


Sign stupid
Our money 4 beer and 4nkat
If they put it back, absolutely. I think every time it shows up I have to do this again. 4nkat, eh? laugh out loud I like exotic felines! woot
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