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Every single thing about this sign offends me--now it can offend other people! Pic #80!
July 26, 2010 at
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My HOA put up this little gem over the weekend near the entrance to our development (facing in, so you see it as you drive out).
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1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.
2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.
3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!
4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?
Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.
GodDAMN I hate HOAs.
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1. This is a brand-new sign. They have never used a sign of this type in the 7 years I've lived in this house, so I feel safe in the assumption that my HOA has spent some portion of my fees on this idiocy.
2. Text-speak. "B4" may be a space-saving, cute attempt at abbreviation, but it has no place on a sign you expect me to take seriously, ever, period.
3. What the farking fark? Seriously, what the fark? What if I work evenings and have to put out my trash at, oh, 2pm instead of waiting until after 6pm? Why is that a problem? Why can't we go after the people who put their trash out in bags instead of cans/bins so that the crows & squirrels have a chance to rip them apart overnight and leave a huge mess the garbage collectors refuse to pick up? "REMINDER: TRASH GOES IN BINS NOT IN BAGS" would fit on that sign just fine and you wouldn't even have to use "B4" either!
4. Who decided on 6pm? It's not dark at 6pm (somewhere in our HOA docs, apparently, there is some kind of language advising homeowners not to put their trash out before dark). Open houses end at 4pm. If you want to argue that it makes the neighborhood less attractive to potential buyers why not say we have to wait until the morning of the collection?
Next they'll be foreclosing on a serviceman's house [npr.org] while he's in Afghanistan because he missed a couple of months' dues.
GodDAMN I hate HOAs.
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"My God Sir UR Are A Stunning Ho!"
It attracts pests for one, it ugly for 2.
Could it be that I'm a typical homeowner that agrees with the sign?>>>?????<<<<<
Naw, that's to easy!!!!!
I wouldn't always be home after 6 PM the night before pickup to put my trash out and I have a 9-5 job.
And...I'm very thrilled not to have an HOA.
But...if I did have an HOA, and it decided to clutter up the neighborhood with its sandwichboard sign, which I find far junkier than someone's trash can out at 5 PM instead of 6 PM, without asking the people of the neighborhood if that's how we wanted our dues spent...and how we wanted our neighborhood to look...I'd switch the letters, too.
Here's another one for you, VQ (lots of leftover letters...and you have tg use a 4 as an A, but...)
Sign gratis - you can take it home
"My God Sir UR Are A Stunning Ho!"
The sign could've said "slow down! we live here!" and I would've applauded.
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You have a lot of information.
Are you guys going to press charges against VQ?
The sign could've said "slow down! we live here!" and I would've applauded.
(Turn the M's upside-down to make W's -- use an "I" for a lower-case L)
SlOW THE 4UCK DOWN
I meant him and the rest of the HOA (which he's clearly a part of).
I didn't mean to include you in my comment.
VQ:
"ButtHOA" (Sure, it's simple...but effective.)
And nice rep count; evil plus one.
2nd...
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And nice rep count; evil plus one.
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