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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - THANK YOU DELICIOUS! I WOULD LICK YOU IF I COULD!!

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The title says it all! Whee
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beanqueen
08-06-2010 at 01:47 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:47 PM.
Quote from Phrozt :
I'll give em something they can eat...

Scratchchin
BAD Slap

That's mine!
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The Mistress of All Evil!
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Maleficent
08-06-2010 at 01:50 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:50 PM.
Quote from Phrozt :
Spit is actually good for shower sex.
Gross.


I am SO FREAKIN' GLAD I have never, ever needed lube for any kind of sex. laugh out loud

Quote from Phrozt :
Oh blah.. BQ and I aren't going to fight... we respect each other and can present uncomfortable arguments w/out getting upset about it Stick Out Tongue.
Well hot damn, what fun is that?! Annoyed

Quote from beanqueen :
Don't tell them that...they're looking for drama to eat their Popcorn to....
Yes, thank you, now let's start the show! Woot

Quote from beanqueen :
BAD Slap

That's mine!
Have at it, sister, none of us want it! Hide



(No offense Prot)
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notintended
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
I've never know people to need lube for shower sex
although we just can't find the right position other than from behind
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beanqueen
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
I already slapped him...what more do you want?
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VorlonFrog
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:51 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :
Gross.

I am SO FREAKIN' GLAD I have never, ever needed lube for any kind of sex. laugh out loud
Give it another twenty years, and you won't be so glad anymore. shake head
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beanqueen
08-06-2010 at 01:53 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:53 PM.
Quote from notintended :
I've never know people to need lube for shower sex
although we just can't find the right position other than from behind
Water is actually a HORRIBLE lubricant (sorry geeky scientist here)...and I'm a tiny tight girl...and Phrozt is in no way tiny...so lube is nice to get things started...
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RefCache
08-06-2010 at 01:54 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:54 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :
(No offense Prot)
Roll

"On K-PAX we don't fight with our spouse but we spit a lot during sex."
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Maleficent
08-06-2010 at 01:55 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:55 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Give it another twenty years, and you won't be so glad anymore. shake head
Why will I wish I needed lube in 20 years when I don't wish I needed it now? Huh

Quote from beanqueen :
Water is actually a HORRIBLE lubricant (sorry geeky scientist here)...and I'm a tiny tight girl...and Phrozt is in no way tiny...so lube is nice to get things started...
Yeah, water really is a horrible lubricant for just about anything. laugh out loud
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Phrozt
08-06-2010 at 01:55 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:55 PM.
Quote from notintended :
I've never know people to need lube for shower sex
although we just can't find the right position other than from behind
Quote from beanqueen :
Water is actually a HORRIBLE lubricant (sorry geeky scientist here)...and I'm a tiny tight girl...and Phrozt is in no way tiny...so lube is nice to get things started...
That's why it's good for the shower. Not that it's needed, but because water is so bad that it makes it better for her.

And shower sex kills me.... or at least tries to.

Scratchchin
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Princess Crunch
08-06-2010 at 01:59 PM.
08-06-2010 at 01:59 PM.
Scratchchin

I don't know if I should eat Popcorn or go buy lube...
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Phrozt
08-06-2010 at 02:01 PM.
08-06-2010 at 02:01 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
Scratchchin

I don't know if I should eat Popcorn or go buy lube...
Buy some raspberry flavored lube for your Popcorn

Scratchchin
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JBird77
08-06-2010 at 02:01 PM.
08-06-2010 at 02:01 PM.
If I smoked this is when I would need a cig. laugh out loud
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08-06-2010 at 02:02 PM.
08-06-2010 at 02:02 PM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
Scratchchin

I don't know if I should eat Popcorn or go buy lube...
Be prepared. Do both!
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Princess Crunch
08-06-2010 at 02:04 PM.
08-06-2010 at 02:04 PM.
Guess I will go to the store. Biker
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infesttragedy
08-06-2010 at 02:06 PM.
08-06-2010 at 02:06 PM.
Whee
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