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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: Hey Ref, get your old, wrinkly butt back in here!!
September 15, 2010 at
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The title says it all!
The title says it all!

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Sounds fantastic to me!
for protein i do a big bowl of spooge
"Hi honey. This old man is going to live with us now! He's going to do a lot of the cooking and maybe some of the cleaning and is available for technical support of most things. In exchange for all that, he's going to stare at my ass a lot and make lewd comments about "teaching me" things.
Also he has a key to my lingerie drawer and installed a few 1080p hidden cameras around the house. He promises none of the footage will end up on the internets though!!
That's okay right?"
It's like a bad episode of Mr. Belvedere!
I eat spooge for dinner? Whose spooge?
I eat spooge for dinner? Whose spooge?
I actually survive by autofellatory means.
The only Slurpee that exists is the sound of my mouth on my own sausage!!
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I actually survive by autofellatory means.
The only Slurpee that exists is the sound of my mouth on my own sausage!!
Video?
Video?
I eat spooge for dinner? Whose spooge?
She's too smart to see though my web of "vegetables and chicken breasts" lies Moot!
She's too smart to see though my web of "vegetables and chicken breasts" lies Moot!
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