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so we go, he's going to walk me to my car
I'm being a good girl
he hops off the bar stool
man I MUST have been farked up
cuz I didnt notice he was a midget
now, he wasnt an ACTUAL dwarf
he was just freaking tiny
like 4'10? A miniature person
no offense to any little people here, Clive or anyone else,
so of course I am polite and let him hug me that is it though
next day he calls me at work and says he's going to the bar
now, just go to anohter bar, right? Um no
it was karoake and $1 beers at the brewpub
that was NOT an option
no offense to any little people here, Clive or anyone else,
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cuz I didnt notice he was a midget
now, he wasnt an ACTUAL dwarf
he was just freaking tiny
like 4'10? A miniature person
actiing like its a DATE and getting pissy at my friend for being there
OMG he was all dressed up in this tiny suit
like a miniature ken doll
an angry mini ken
so I do what comes natureallly, I get drunk
and drunker
oh so
he's all where's drew
we broke up hes a douche
oh
cool
wanna make out?
sure
we likely had a couple drinks prior to that
so we go outside
oh he had a class in the morning some weekender thing
did I mention he was 21?
I was in my 30s hahaha
so we go, he's going to walk me to my car
I'm being a good girl
he hops off the bar stool
man I MUST have been farked up
cuz I didnt notice he was a midget
now, he wasnt an ACTUAL dwarf
he was just freaking tiny
like 4'10? A miniature person
no offense to any little people here, Clive or anyone else,
so of course I am polite and let him hug me that is it though
next day he calls me at work and says he's going to the bar
now, just go to anohter bar, right? Um no
it was karoake and $1 beers at the brewpub
that was NOT an option
Oh, and it WAS because she wanted to hook up with me.
I didn't want to insult either of you or your kidlets if y'all had decided to be lawyer bumpkins or anything like that!!
Even though I'm sure there lots of litigation opportunities about crops and pigs and illegitimate cousin progeny and such.
so mini ken is glaring at me and being mean to my friend
dude its apparent I am not into you, just leave
or do karaoke to entertain me.
I walk the young kid out and we start making out in the parking lot by the bar entrance
I'm so classy
midget comes out and catches us
boy he's even madder now
his face is red
he's gonna have a heart attack
I'm gonna have to perform cpr
he's all I came here to see you and you are making out with some college kid? wTF
UM yeah, the college kid is normal sized, angry short ken
I didnt say that
I said UMMMMM this is my exboyfriend and we are getting back together
sorry
bye
and commenced the makeout some more
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I didn't want to insult either of you or your kidlets if y'all had decided to be lawyer bumpkins or anything like that!!
Even though I'm sure there lots of litigation opportunities about crops and pigs and illegitimate cousin progeny and such.