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Oh, and it WAS because she wanted to hook up with me.
I would see midget ken out now and again
he'd glare at me like I had a 3some with barbie and skipper
Last I saw him was St Patricks day parade last year
OMG
here my friend Nikki knows him from work
he bothers her too
we were like UGH
then he found us and tried to talk
I was drunk, obviiously, it being the holiest day of the year
and was like lets ditch this clown
that is why
so mini ken is glaring at me and being mean to my friend
dude its apparent I am not into you, just leave
or do karaoke to entertain me.
I walk the young kid out and we start making out in the parking lot by the bar entrance
I'm so classy
midget comes out and catches us
boy he's even madder now
his face is red
he's gonna have a heart attack
I'm gonna have to perform cpr
he's all I came here to see you and you are making out with some college kid? wTF
UM yeah, the college kid is normal sized, angry short ken
I didnt say that
I said UMMMMM this is my exboyfriend and we are getting back together
sorry
bye
and commenced the makeout some more
It's obvious the dwarf had one of his elf friends cast some sort of spell on you that you'd only date douchebags from then on!!
and Mark, college kid
he was very well endowed so we dated for a while, even though he was reallyyy immature
he'd prank cab companies when we got drunk?
finally it got to be too much and we broke up
he'd be all HEY LETS DRIVE TO BALTIMORE TONIGHT
VV dude it's like midnight man and a 3 yr drive
M so what its REDONK dude
VV No I have farking work in the morning and I am not drunk enough STFU and fark me already
M I will blow off class
VV kisses him goodbye
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When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.
The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
It's obvious the dwarf had one of his elf friends cast some sort of spell on you that you'd only date douchebags from then on!!
cuz I was kind of an asshole to the midget
apparently I still am
so me and Mark broke up
I had to avoid the grocery store he worked at for months cuz he'd glare at me
so I finally go back
and i get a text from him
WTF WAS THAT LOOK
um a look of me trying to hide from you?
so I quit that store til I Heard he graduated from college and went away to law school so the store is safe now
THE End
:carpal tunnel:
he looked like a leprechaun on St paddys day
OMG hey ref Kara remembers this
one halloween, I hooked up w this guy dressed as the ND Leprochaun
it was so farking funny
in the wine cellar at his friends house
I dont get invited to their halloween parties anymore
When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.
The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
I had to avoid the grocery store he worked at for months cuz he'd glare at me
When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.
The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
...
I know some strange dudes.
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