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vviles
09-22-2010 at 10:54 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:54 AM.
Quote from SkeezaPleez :
I had a midget chase me home after a frat party once. I feel your pain. Except in a more horror movie like/bloody face kind of way.

Oh, and it WAS because she wanted to hook up with me.
so did you do it? Popcorn

I would see midget ken out now and again
he'd glare at me like I had a 3some with barbie and skipper

Last I saw him was St Patricks day parade last year

OMG
here my friend Nikki knows him from work
he bothers her too

we were like UGH
then he found us and tried to talk

I was drunk, obviiously, it being the holiest day of the year
and was like lets ditch this clown

Cold
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09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
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09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
Quote from wiles :
no offense to any little people here, Clive or anyone else, Thanks
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09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:55 AM.
Quote from wiles :
um no


Hug2


that is why Cupidhit

so mini ken is glaring at me and being mean to my friend

dude its apparent I am not into you, just leave

or do karaoke to entertain me.

I walk the young kid out and we start making out in the parking lot by the bar entrance

I'm so classy

midget comes out and catches us

boy he's even madder now
his face is red
he's gonna have a heart attack

I'm gonna have to perform cpr Cold

he's all I came here to see you and you are making out with some college kid? wTF

UM yeah, the college kid is normal sized, angry short ken

I didnt say that

I said UMMMMM this is my exboyfriend and we are getting back together
sorry
bye

and commenced the makeout some more drool
This explains so much.

It's obvious the dwarf had one of his elf friends cast some sort of spell on you that you'd only date douchebags from then on!!
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vviles
09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
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I love Storytime with VViles (check your local listings)

Grouphug
Groupwave

and Mark, college kid
he was very well endowed so we dated for a while, even though he was reallyyy immature

he'd prank cab companies when we got drunk?

finally it got to be too much and we broke up
he'd be all HEY LETS DRIVE TO BALTIMORE TONIGHT

VV dude it's like midnight man and a 3 yr drive
M so what its REDONK dude
VV No I have farking work in the morning and I am not drunk enough STFU and fark me already
M I will blow off class
VV kisses him goodbye
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karab
09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
and where I don't live in a trailer...I want my house back!

it's for sale btw...in case anyone wants to relocate to Concord, NC

Homesweet [realtor.com] <--- click
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09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:57 AM.
Quote from wiles :
Last I saw him was St Patricks day parade last year
So wait. Is he a dward, a midget, or a leprechaun?
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09-22-2010 at 10:59 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:59 AM.
Quote from wiles :
so did you do it? Popcorn
Nope. She was chasing me so I ran like a normal person. Her little legs couldn't keep up with mine even though I was drunk and kept falling down in the ice-encrusted snow(hence the bloody face).

When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.

The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
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vviles
09-22-2010 at 10:59 AM.
09-22-2010 at 10:59 AM.
Quote from Clivefrog :
Hug2

Quote from RefCache :
This explains so much.

It's obvious the dwarf had one of his elf friends cast some sort of spell on you that you'd only date douchebags from then on!!
Crylol

cuz I was kind of an asshole to the midget
apparently I still am


so me and Mark broke up
I had to avoid the grocery store he worked at for months cuz he'd glare at me

so I finally go back
and i get a text from him
WTF WAS THAT LOOK

um a look of me trying to hide from you?
so I quit that store til I Heard he graduated from college and went away to law school so the store is safe now

THE End

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09-22-2010 at 11:01 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:01 AM.
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I need to be back in Charlotte Crying where there are interstates and malls and places that sell beer other than bud light and I can drive more than 2 miles without seeing a rebel flag
I had to guess on the zip code [google.com].
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vviles
09-22-2010 at 11:02 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:02 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
So wait. Is he a dward, a midget, or a leprechaun?
a sprite? A garden knome

he looked like a leprechaun on St paddys day

OMG hey ref Kara remembers this
one halloween, I hooked up w this guy dressed as the ND Leprochaun
it was so farking funny
in the wine cellar at his friends house
OMG
I dont get invited to their halloween parties anymore laugh out loud

Quote from SkeezaPleez :
Nope. She was chasing me so I ran like a normal person. Her little legs couldn't keep up with mine even though I was drunk and kept falling down in the ice-encrusted snow(hence the bloody face).

When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.

The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
OMG Classic midget tale Hug2
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09-22-2010 at 11:04 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:04 AM.
Quote from wiles :
so me and Mark broke up
I had to avoid the grocery store he worked at for months cuz he'd glare at me
Roll Roll
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09-22-2010 at 11:05 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:05 AM.
Quote from wiles :
VV No I have farking work in the morning and I am not drunk enough STFU and fark me already
Cloud9

Quote from SkeezaPleez :
Nope. She was chasing me so I ran like a normal person. Her little legs couldn't keep up with mine even though I was drunk and kept falling down in the ice-encrusted snow(hence the bloody face).

When I finally made it home I tripped on a chair right near the front door. Slammed my face off the solid concrete floor and ended up with a black eye.

The black eye to my face was still better than the black eye my reputation would have suffered had I actually done the dirty deed with a midget.
I know guys that would kill to sleep with a midget laugh out loud

...

I know some strange dudes.
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09-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
laugh out loud I wish I lived there!

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Clivefrog
09-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
09-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
i can afford a house in concord, nc! hot damn!
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