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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: DAMN ZEBRAS!!!

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The title says it all! Whee
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infesttragedy
10-18-2010 at 06:35 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:35 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
You forgot the "....until the handle breaks off! And you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!!!" part!!!



I was telling UTR in another thread I'm planning a group trip overseas a couple of years from now, when my grandson is older if I'm still around and kicking. I'd probably fl out of New York internationally, so I'd be close to Boston. It's a 5 hour drive or so I think.

MN is waaaaay the hell the west though from Boston/New York! Although I suppose I could do like an OWS domestic tour and start somewhere, and just keep moving east until I get to New York when the flight leaves.

It's a possibility. And I'll consider!

You just want me to shove something up your ass and I told you when you asked me before.. NO! Bleh


Whee I told my husband you are cool for a geezard and he's like "Really? Old people know how to use computers?"
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10-18-2010 at 06:36 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:36 PM.
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I'm convinced they will kill you!
You were convinced the big scawwy airport was gonna get you, too!!!
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10-18-2010 at 06:38 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:38 PM.
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You were convinced the big scawwy airport was gonna get you, too!!!
Danger! There are scary people in airports.
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10-18-2010 at 06:39 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:39 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
You just want me to shove something up your ass and I told you when you asked me before.. NO! Bleh
I swear what is it with SD wimmenz wanting to put various things in my ass? Is that a common young girl fantasy and I just didn't know about it until now?

Or am I special?

Quote from infesttragedy :
Whee I told my husband you are cool for a geezard and he's like "Really? Old people know how to use computers?"
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You husband sounds like a hoot.

Tell him I said he can go fark himself, though! And while he does, I'll take a few minutes and improve the performance of all the computers in your house!
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10-18-2010 at 06:40 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:40 PM.
Quote from RugratsGalore :
Danger! There are scary people in airports.
I've been to a number of airports Scratchchin
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10-18-2010 at 06:40 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:40 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
I swear what is it with SD wimmenz wanting to put various things in my ass? Is that a common young girl fantasy and I just didn't know about it until now?

Or am I special?



Roll

You husband sounds like a hoot.

Tell him I said he can go fark himself, though! And while he does, I'll take a few minutes and improve the performance of all the computers in your house!
She just wants to check your prostate. It is all in your best interest Whee

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I've been to a number of airports Scratchchin
I was terrified of serial killers in the airports.
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10-18-2010 at 06:44 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:44 PM.
Quote from RugratsGalore :
Danger! There are scary people in airports.
Of course they are!

You know what's hugely scary too?

The sun!!! [youtube.com]

And girl scouts!!! [youtube.com]

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I've been to a number of airports Scratchchin
Are you trying to say you're a scary person, Frogstar?

Or that you're better than everyone else?!?!?!
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10-18-2010 at 06:47 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:47 PM.
Quote from RugratsGalore :
She just wants to check your prostate. It is all in your best interest Whee
Really?

infestina? Ask your husband if it's okay to help me check my prostate!

Tell him a scientist will be helping you!! That way BQ can help and I can have multiple men wanting to kick my old wrinkly ass!
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10-18-2010 at 06:52 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:52 PM.
I have Lady Gaga's Telephone stuck in my head.

That sounds odd Scratchchin
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10-18-2010 at 06:54 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:54 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
I swear what is it with SD wimmenz wanting to put various things in my ass? Is that a common young girl fantasy and I just didn't know about it until now?

Or am I special?



Roll

You husband sounds like a hoot.

Tell him I said he can go fark himself, though! And while he does, I'll take a few minutes and improve the performance of all the computers in your house!
Bend over and cough Ref. Sly

<-- No desires to shove anything up a dudes ass, young or old. Sorry Ref Comfort

Oh, and my husband is a computer geek so he may have already beat you to it Wink

Plus, when he was an installer he dealt with the "technology retarded" elderly all of the time.
Elderly customer: My internet isn't working! I'm pissed and am thinking about switching to the competition!

DH:Ma'am, you aren't subscribed to an internet package. I can call in and have one set up for you if you would like me to.

Customer: You mean when I click the "internet" button, it won't work? Well, no thank you, I don't use the computer anyway"

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Really?

infestina? Ask your husband if it's okay to help me check my prostate!

Tell him a scientist will be helping you!! That way BQ can help and I can have multiple men wanting to kick my old wrinkly ass!
My husband? Kick ass? Hahahaha, he wouldn't hurt a fly!
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10-18-2010 at 06:55 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:55 PM.
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Customer: You mean when I click the "internet" button, it won't work? Well, no thank you, I don't use the computer anyway"
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10-18-2010 at 06:57 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:57 PM.
Quote from OhNoItsDEVO :
Crylol Don't you ever want to tell a customer that though!? I'm sure Dylan would like to

Just wait until you get back into it laugh out loud
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10-18-2010 at 06:58 PM.
10-18-2010 at 06:58 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Crylol Don't you ever want to tell a customer that though!? I'm sure Dylan would like to

Just wait until you get back into it laugh out loud
Hahah oh there's a lot of things I wish I could say to customers
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10-18-2010 at 07:01 PM.
10-18-2010 at 07:01 PM.
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Hahah oh there's a lot of things I wish I could say to customers
I can imagine! Last night Dylan was out on a line issue in the public housing complex here and some angry little wanna-be ghetto white guy was yelling at the top of his lungs about how he was going to lay the cable guy on his ass and kill him laugh out loud

He is good at controlling his temper, but if it was me I would have got up in that farkers face and everything. Some people shake head
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10-18-2010 at 07:18 PM.
10-18-2010 at 07:18 PM.
Quote from RugratsGalore :
I was terrified of serial killers in the airports.
I'm not sure where to go with this one!
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Are you trying to say you're a scary person, Frogstar?

Or that you're better than everyone else?!?!?!
I used to be scary, and fortunately, I still am... to teenage boys.
I'm only better than people that are worse than me.
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