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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: DAMN ZEBRAS!!!

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The title says it all! Whee
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AbbyGabby
10-22-2010 at 10:10 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:10 AM.
nah, i prefer bigger to smaller Sly

i should never have complained hug
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The Mistress of All Evil!
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Maleficent
10-22-2010 at 10:28 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:28 AM.
Quote from jmegirl :
nah, i prefer bigger to smaller Sly

i should never have complained hug
It's okay! Doesn't bother me. It's not for everyone. laugh out loud


hug
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Titansfan1234
10-22-2010 at 10:30 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:30 AM.
Mal agreed with me in a thread, someone in the world just successfully divided by zero.
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Maleficent
10-22-2010 at 10:31 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from Titansfan1234 :
Mal agreed with me in a thread, someone in the world just successfully divided by zero.
Roll

We haven't even talked all that much about stuff, I probably agree with you on more than that! Tongue
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Frogstar
10-22-2010 at 10:39 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:39 AM.
Quote from Titansfan1234 :
Mal agreed with me in a thread, someone in the world just successfully divided by zero.
wat Blink
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nessykins
10-22-2010 at 10:45 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:45 AM.
I stole someone's newspaper at Mcdonalds. Ermm
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Maleficent
10-22-2010 at 10:46 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:46 AM.
Quote from nessykins :
I stole someone's newspaper at Mcdonalds. Ermm
Jawdrop You went to mcdonalds?! Faint
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Frogstar
10-22-2010 at 10:48 AM.
10-22-2010 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from nessykins :
I stole someone's newspaper at Mcdonalds. Ermm
Maybe they left it there for you.
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Phrozt
10-22-2010 at 11:00 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:00 AM.
Quote from Maleficent :
Jawdrop You went to mcdonalds?! Faint
Crap.. there was some comic that did a bit about this on the autism drive comedy central had last night. I don't remember all of it, but basically people would rather admit they came to mcdonalds to meet a hooker than that they actually ate there...
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nessykins
10-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:07 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Maybe they left it there for you.
Nono

I took it because I thought the person was gone. Then when we were about to leave I saw a dude there looking around. EEK!

I felt bad.

Quote from Maleficent :
Jawdrop You went to mcdonalds?! Faint
What can I say...they have cheap eats.
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10-22-2010 at 11:08 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:08 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
Crap.. there was some comic that did a bit about this on the autism drive comedy central had last night. I don't remember all of it, but basically people would rather admit they came to mcdonalds to meet a hooker than that they actually ate there...
LMAO


That's hilarious.

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What can I say...they have cheap eats.
Can't argue with that. Smilie
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10-22-2010 at 11:10 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:10 AM.
Quote from nessykins :
Nono

I took it because I thought the person was gone. Then when we were about to leave I saw a dude there looking around. EEK!

I felt bad.
It's possible he didn't even buy it and someone else left it there before him, the places around here always seem to have newspapers laying around somewhere.
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Princess Crunch
10-22-2010 at 11:30 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:30 AM.
Yawn
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beanqueen
10-22-2010 at 11:37 AM.
10-22-2010 at 11:37 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
Crap.. there was some comic that did a bit about this on the autism drive comedy central had last night. I don't remember all of it, but basically people would rather admit they came to mcdonalds to meet a hooker than that they actually ate there...
It was Jim Gaffigan...and it was awesome!
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10-22-2010 at 01:17 PM.
10-22-2010 at 01:17 PM.
Some afternoon funnies... Coverlaugh






One day my housework-challenged husband decided

to wash his Sweatshirt..

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'

And they say
blondes are dumb...

----------------------------------------------------------------

A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world.'

The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.'

----------------------------

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

-------------------------------------------

Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

-------------------------------------------

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

-----------------------------------------------------------



Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be
men.

--------------------------------------------------

Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

---------------------------------------------

Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping

for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

------------------------------------------

Q: Why do men whistle when they

are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

-------------------------------------------

Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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