RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: DAMN ZEBRAS!!!

This thread needs one of thingymabobs that doctors use when a person is dying.

Defibrillator?

This thread needs one of thingymabobs that doctors use when a person is dying.


Mal, I've read those before but I still laughed.

I'm tired. What are everyone's plans for this weekend?

Yes!

You have one?

It's DH's and my wedding anniversary this weekend!

What thingymabobs? What is the patient dying from? What they're dying from would dictate what they use to revive them...



And really? I hadn't seen half of them!




It's DH's and my wedding anniversary this weekend!

Despite what you think, I'm not quite old enough to keep one lying around just in case

Happy Anniversary Mal! How many years? Any plans?

Damnit, why do I keep thinking that Mal is so much older than me?!?!

Despite what you think, I'm not quite old enough to keep one lying around just in case

for your wedding!

Happy Anniversary Mal! How many years? Any plans?

Damnit, why do I keep thinking that Mal is so much older than me?!?!

It's hard to tell you this but the thread has a couple minutes to live.

Froggy needs to use the thingymabobs!

I get a lot of those chain e-mails on my work e-mail.

Bow chicka wow wow!

Happy Anniversary!



Quit fronting, yo



because you're perfect

My loan officer seriously is annoying me.

She is not updating me on anything, always just generic answers like "everything looks great"

I ask about the appraisal and get that stupid response.

I ask where in the process is our loan at and I get that response

I ask when should we here back from underwriting and she replies back saying "You won't have final sign off until the day of closing" What?! Seriously chick, I know this. I want to know when the hell the file is out of underwriting and if a conditional approval has been issued as I have had to furnish a couple of documents supposedly at the underwriters request. I honestly don't even think the file is in underwriting yet as her loan processor emailed me a couple of pages that my LO forgot to have us sign.

I asked her for further clarification after her last email telling me that she has to do title work and other small things before closing. Seriously, she acts like this is some secret process that you are not allowed to know

She won't even let me see the appraisal ( which I paid for) just tells me "everything looks great and the property appraisal amount is good"

Sad thing is everyone recommends her and I honestly don't see why. I suppose they prefer to be in the dark about something so important as buying a house, or maybe I am just too detailed oriented and have a need to know of what is happening

I will be so glad when this shit is done. LO sucks, my real estate agent is slacking, the seller is getting pissy for having to have the electrical inspected by the state inspector (not my fault, should have done it in the first place, idiot) Never do illegal ( no permit) electrical work and expect to not have to deal with repercussions.

Am I expecting too much?


/ranting and whining

I think probably just dinner and a movie... I know that sounds lame, but we get so little time to ourselves away from the kiddo, a child-free evening sounds awesome.

Five years!

And I think I'm only like a year or two older than you... you're 24, right?





Thanks sweetie!

My loan officer seriously is annoying me.

She is not updating me on anything, always just generic answers like "everything looks great"

I ask about the appraisal and get that stupid response.

I ask where in the process is our loan at and I get that response

I ask when should we here back from underwriting and she replies back saying "You won't have final sign off until the day of closing" What?! Seriously chick, I know this. I want to know when the hell the file is out of underwriting and if a conditional approval has been issued as I have had to furnish a couple of documents supposedly at the underwriters request. I honestly don't even think the file is in underwriting yet as her loan processor emailed me a couple of pages that my LO forgot to have us sign.

I asked her for further clarification after her last email telling me that she has to do title work and other small things before closing. Seriously, she acts like this is some secret process that you are not allowed to know

She won't even let me see the appraisal ( which I paid for) just tells me "everything looks great and the property appraisal amount is good"

Sad thing is everyone recommends her and I honestly don't see why. I suppose they prefer to be in the dark about something so important as buying a house, or maybe I am just too detailed oriented and have a need to know of what is happening

I will be so glad when this shit is done. LO sucks, my real estate agent is slacking, the seller is getting pissy for having to have the electrical inspected by the state inspector (not my fault, should have done it in the first place, idiot) Never do illegal ( no permit) electrical work and expect to not have to deal with repercussions.

Am I expecting too much?


/ranting and whining

/ranting and whining

Thank you!

I think probably just dinner and a movie... I know that sounds lame, but we get so little time to ourselves away from the kiddo, a child-free evening sounds awesome.

Five years!

And I think I'm only like a year or two older than you... you're 24, right?
:

You want some yummy cheese with that whine?

Just kidding sweetie pie

I'm not having a great day either.

Ughhh...you better bring out your big ol' bitch hat and your bat.

P.S. hitting people with plastic bats is high amusing

I don't think you're expecting too much at all.

That's kinda crap that they won't tell you what's going on!


Sorry sweetie, I hope it gets better.

P.S. hitting people with plastic bats is high amusing

That's not lame. The fun part comes afterward anyway!