RETIRED: The saint thread where the Rangers bring the BOOMSTICK all the way to the WORLD SERIES

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their legs are short

/obvious

Are you and viv running toward each other for a rendezvous?

F2, viv, have you two felt depress this week from the weather?

UGH I am so freaking annoyed

my frenemy is an idiot

We were GOING to go on an all inclusive vacation in Feb
the place tried to change the dates to include the SuperBowl
fark you vacation place
I'm watching my Jets

So I said I want a refund- I had decided I didnt really want to go with her anyway. So, she handled the paying of the deposit, said she'd get the refund in 7-10 days. After like 2 weeks I was like wheres our deposit. She's like I dont know I"ll check my bank on monday and see if its in there. I had a feeling she's trying to hold on to it til payday cuz she's always broke. So I say if it's not there I'm farking calling them. Magically i get a text an hour later, oh its there. I'm like ok I'll see you during the week.

I say wanna go watch baseball and drink and pick up boys monday? She's like no, I have a party (she's a hostess for sex toy parties)

Who the fark has a sex toy party on Monday
I should have driven by her house and looked for her car

Tuesday I email her how was the party
she writes back oh good but I was on the road yesterday (for her real job) and SHE HURT HER TOE
has to go home and soak it

not a peep out of her til today

just a general email

UM HEY FRENEMY WHERE IS MY $ 225 YOU DOUCHBAG

oh and best part too

the deposit she said she needed from me was the $225

I'm like ok, stroke her a check

she sends me the registration form

SHE farkING DEPOSITED $250

BASICALLY I paid the entire deposit for me aAND her

UGH I hate her

vviles should be on The View

That's my line you whore!

Nessy, he stole your line, but I saw you smoking in the other thread.

You're a smart n00b!

I think imma like you!

i'm a three-headed, fire-breathing, state-of-the-art manbearpigy

Will you come haunt me?

Quote from Clivefrog : i'm a three-headed, fire-breathing, state-of-the-art manbearpig y

I'll haunt you a little jaded. I already promised jenni I'd haunt her, but the hauntings will be in the form of fixing her broken electronics and making her computer tasks one click simple!!

I'll haunt you a little jaded. I already promised jenni i'd haunt her, but the hauntings will be in the form of fixing her broken electronics and making her computer tasks one click simple!!