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RETIRED: Mal and Friends' *Official* Chat Thread: Where people can actually take a joke!!

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The title says it all! Whee
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infesttragedy
11-12-2010 at 04:20 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:20 PM.
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That was not a dinosaur head on that dinosaur and you know it. Harhar



You're a doctor - is there anything that would make a woman's carpet turn into hardwood? Hide
It was a penisaurous-rex


Shaving and waxing turns carpet into hardwood. And also makes wood hard Scratchchin
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Dark_Saber
11-12-2010 at 04:20 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:20 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Shaving and waxing turns carpet into hardwood. And also makes wood hard Scratchchin
Seconded
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infesttragedy
11-12-2010 at 04:21 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:21 PM.
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Thanks sweetie, I feel better. Hug2


Dressing room, I'd be game. But that bathroom... especially as disgusting as my brother-in-law is, I just could NOT get over that "OMG, OMG, those are his hair trimmings, EWWWW!" in my head. laugh out loud

That plus the creepy-crawly... Cold
I don't blame you. Guys are so gross sometimes Yuk
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Maleficent
11-12-2010 at 04:21 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:21 PM.
Quote from Dark_Saber :
Lichen planus, psoriasis, and some other skin conditions.
Fantastic... now I'm off to go out to eat, and I think I've TOTALLY killed my appetite! laugh out loud

And I feel slightly queasy... Sick
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Dark_Saber
11-12-2010 at 04:22 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:22 PM.
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Fantastic... now I'm off to go out to eat, and I think I've TOTALLY killed my appetite! laugh out loud

And I feel slightly queasy... Sick
WinkWinkWink
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Maleficent
11-12-2010 at 04:22 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:22 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
It was a penisaurous-rex


Shaving and waxing turns carpet into hardwood. And also makes wood hard Scratchchin
I LOL'd. laugh out loud

Quote from infesttragedy :
I don't blame you. Guys are so gross sometimes Yuk
OMG, totally, ESPECIALLY my brother-in-law. He's so disgusting. I hate that he lives with us. But at least I don't have to share a bathroom with him! Whee

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WinkWinkWink
I just need to start thinking about shrimp linguine... Woot
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11-12-2010 at 04:23 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:23 PM.
Wonder where jmegirl is hiding
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Maleficent
11-12-2010 at 04:24 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:24 PM.
I don't know... Scratchchin


Anyway, I'll see you guys later tonight! Blowkiss
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Frogstar
11-12-2010 at 04:24 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:24 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
laugh out loud I've never sent anyone noodz.

FTR, For anyone lurking and thinking about sending me penis pics, please don't laugh out loud
So... this only applies to lurkers, yes?
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infesttragedy
11-12-2010 at 04:25 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:25 PM.
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I LOL'd. laugh out loud



OMG, totally, ESPECIALLY my brother-in-law. He's so disgusting. I hate that he lives with us. But at least I don't have to share a bathroom with him! Whee



I just need to start thinking about shrimp linguine... Woot
My SIL looks, acts, and smells like a man. She snorts when she eats and it just makes me want to vomit

I think I would die if any of his family had to live with me.

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I don't know... Scratchchin


Anyway, I'll see you guys later tonight! Blowkiss
Blowkiss Enjoy your dinner babe!
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So... this only applies to lurkers, yes?
Are you offering something, sir? Scratchchin
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VorlonFrog
11-12-2010 at 04:27 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:27 PM.
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Okay, girls, question for you - say your DH is "in the mood," but the house is full of people, so he pulls you into his bathroom he shares with his brother that lives with you, and you're game at first, even though it's tiny.

After seeing the wet towels on the floor, the grime in the shower, the hair trimmings in the sink, and then finally a spider when your DH picks up a towel off the floor, would that kill the mood for you?
Hell, I'm a guy and it certainly would kill the mood for me. vomit
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Oh goody!! You're still here... Evillaugh



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Shaving and waxing turns carpet into hardwood. And also makes wood hard Scratchchin
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Seconded
Thirded. Big Grin
Quote from Dark_Saber :
Wonder where jmegirl is hiding
She probably had to refill her margarita ...
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11-12-2010 at 04:27 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:27 PM.
Scratchchin
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infesttragedy
11-12-2010 at 04:28 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:28 PM.
It's almost a sausage fest in here Dance14
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OhNoItsDEVO
11-12-2010 at 04:28 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:28 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :
That was not a dinosaur head on that dinosaur and you know it. Harhar
What?! I didn't notice that phallic shaped head on that Dinosaur until now! I'm disgusted. Why would someone even draw such a horrible thing?
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Frogstar
11-12-2010 at 04:29 PM.
11-12-2010 at 04:29 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Are you offering something, sir? Scratchchin
This is strictly for my files look around

Quote from OhNoItsDEVO :
What?! I didn't notice that phallic shaped head on that Dinosaur until now! I'm disgusted. Why would someone even draw such a horrible thing?
Could have been worse, at least it wasn't a triceracocks.
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